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¶ Chains ¶

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¶ my baby's got me
locked up in chains ¶

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¶ and they ain't the kind ¶

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¶ that you can see ¶

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¶ whoa-ho ¶

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¶ these chains of love ¶

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¶ got a hold on me, yeah ¶

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¶ chains ¶

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¶ well, I can't break away
from these chains ¶

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¶ can't run around ¶

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¶ 'cause I'm not free ¶

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¶ whoa-ho ¶

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¶ these chains of love ¶

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¶ won't let me be, yeah ¶

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¶ aaaah ¶

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¶ now believe me
when I tell you ¶

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¶ I think you're fine ¶

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¶ I'd like to love you ¶

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¶ but, darling,
I'm imprisoned by these ¶

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all: ¶ chains ¶

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¶ my baby's got me
locked up in chains ¶

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¶ and they ain't the kind ¶

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¶ that you can see ¶

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¶ whoa-ho ¶

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¶ these chains of love ¶

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¶ got a hold on me, yeah ¶

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¶ chains... ¶

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Captioning made possible by
lions gate films

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call me Sam.

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I am a writer of literature.

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I started writing
the day my grandfather

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sent my mom and me into exile,

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a day when most human beings

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would wallow in self pity.

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I chose this moment
to honor my calling.

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So this is my story,

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and unlike other writers
of literature

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I won't skip the good parts.

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Samuel.

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Daddy, don't pull the
plantation master act with Sam.

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He's innocent.

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Nothing you touch is innocent.

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One more mistake,

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and the boy goes to
the custer military academy.

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Are those implications clear?

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Oh, yes, your daddyship.

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Sam, come. Bring the cards.

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Sam: Caspar claimed we were
being exiled for our own good.

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What a load of crap.

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The truth is, he was planning
to run for governor,

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and the thought of Lydia
on the loose

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scared the wadding out of him.

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Do you know why I'm sending
you and your mom to Wyoming?

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'Cause Lydia messed up again?

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You know, there comes a time

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when you have to set aside
all childish things.

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But...

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don't but grandpa.

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Go ahead. Throw 'em in.

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Sam: I had a good mind
to go to Wyoming and croak.

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Then he'd really be sorry.

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Good boy. Good boy.

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Sam Callahan
lay close to death.

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In a cruel twist of fate,
giving him comfort

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was the most beautiful nurse
he had ever seen.

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I'm sorry. He's
not going to make it.

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Sam. I'm sorry that I
shipped you and your mom

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out into the wilderness when you
needed to be home most of all.

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Could you forgive me
before you die, Sam?

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Lydia: Hold on, sugar.

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I...Can't.

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So what did you do to
hack caspar off so much?

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Not a thing.

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Not one iota of misconduct.

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You told me about the Cuban

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and the strip show
on the sailboat.

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Now, is this one so bad

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that you can't tell me
about it?

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Just think what
I'm liable to imagine?

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I'm as innocent as snow.

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Sam: When Horace greeley
said, "go west, young man,"

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I don't think this is
what he had in mind.

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Lydia drove 2,000 Miles
with the top down.

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She had no concept
of altitude or temperature

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and couldn't read a map,
so I navigated.

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We'd made an oath that grandpa
would never separate us.

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So as we drove further
and further from home,

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it felt like we
were orphans together,

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and the first southerners
ever lost in Wyoming.

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First boy: ...Play.

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Second boy: Come on, Jimmy.

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Hey, sissy boy.

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This one's for you, honey.

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Third boy:
Get ready for this one.

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Whoa!

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Second boy: He's not
going to get it.

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Go get it. Go get it.
Run! Come on.

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First girl: Look out!

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Hey, watch it!

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Sharp move, pinhead.

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Attention, students and faulty.

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The pep rally for Friday's
football game

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will be after second period.

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At 2 P.M. today, we will
conduct our a-bomb drill.

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Remember, students,
duck and cover.

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Hi.

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I'm Howard stebbins.

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Sam Callahan.

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Ok, gang.

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Open<i> huckleberry finn</i>
to page 47

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and go on to twain's brilliant
use of negro dialect.

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Brilliant, my eye.

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No one talks like that.

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Well, why do you suppose
twain wrote in dialect

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if no one talks like that?

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He wanted huck to seem stupid

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and Jim even stupider.

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I've heard Southern
accents on TV,

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and no one talks like that.

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Well, huck is from Missouri,
which isn't the South.

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Heh, whoop-di-do.

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We know that mark twain was
one of the great proponents

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of equal rights for all.

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Now, we appreciate that here
in the equality state.

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Well, yeah,
but twain hated Jews.

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Are you Jewish?

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No.

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Well, how do you know
he hated Jews?

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Well, I can read.

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How can you say that
when you hate negroes?

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I don't hate negroes.

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But you're from the South.

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Everyone in the South
hates negroes.

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You can't deny it.

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We can't stay here, mom.

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Our relationship is based
on mutual respect, Sam.

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You must never fling in my face

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the fact that I'm a mother.

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These kids are Nazis... Lydia.

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It's like the entire
school was spawned

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by the mating of first cousins.

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Well, I bet that's why none
of the men here have chins.

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Even the teacher's a
first degree ignoramus.

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That goes.

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I will not have the dead
passing for art.

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Only caspar would pick
a house that has that.

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I made a decision
about this banishment deal.

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Should I be told?

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The way I conducted our life
back in Carolina didn't work.

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I'll say.

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So...

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I'm calling a time-out.

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No more connections
for a while.

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As of this moment,

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I'm declaring myself
an emotional catatonic.

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Well, how's a catatonic
supposed to raise a kid?

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We'll negotiate an arrangement.

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Now stand up straight. A gal
is judged by her posture.

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Why do I have to go?

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Because our new
neighbors are Southern,

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and what would they
think if we didn't

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go out of our way to
make them feel at home?

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But the kid's a squirrel.

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Gentlewomen do not compare
people to animals, dear.

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What?

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Welcome wagon.

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Hi, I'm laurabel Pierce,

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and this is my daughter maurey,

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and we'd like to welcome
you to grovont,

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the friendliest little
town in Wyoming.

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How quaint.

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Look, Sammy.
It's the welcome wagon.

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Hi.

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Now what have we here?

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Oh, this is a survival kit,

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you know, for moving
into the new house.

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This is for you.

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Chicken pot pie?

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Yeah, the good kind
with bottom crust.

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Maurey's dad can't
abide pot pies

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without good bottom crust.

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<i>"Quick meals for the
harried housewife."</i>

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Yes, and every recipe
starts with a can

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of cream of mushroom soup.

185
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Well, fuck me silly.

186
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Do I look like
a housewife to you?

187
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No.

188
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Well, we just wanted
you to feel at home

189
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in grovont.

190
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Oh, Sam and I won't
be here long enough

191
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to mingle with the natives.

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There she is.

193
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Uh, dot!

194
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Oh, keep your pants
zipped, Jack.

195
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I'll be with you
when I'm with you.

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Her name is dot.

197
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Well, she should
sue her parents.

198
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What kind of woman
would name a child "dot?"

199
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So you're the folks renting
doc wardell's place.

200
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The guys paid me $1.00 apiece
to find out if you're single.

201
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Tell the guys
I have 5 husbands:

202
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Each one rich,
mean, and jealous.

203
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I'll be rotating them
through on a weekly basis.

204
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That line will be all over
the valley by breakfast.

205
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Oh, just tell 'em
I own a rifle.

206
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So what happened in
the seventh grade today?

207
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You really want to hear?

208
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If I don't want to hear,
caspar will send you

209
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to the custer military academy,

210
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and we wouldn't
want that, would we?

211
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:45,130
Uh, in social studies miss sheets
taught us how to write a check.

212
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:48,266
Why, you've been writing
checks since you were 6.

213
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:51,253
Yeah.

214
00:12:51,254 --> 00:12:54,239
And, uh, I think I'm in
love with maurey Pierce.

215
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:56,274
That's nice.

216
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,309
How do you know you're in love?

217
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:00,779
'Cause I can't stand her.

218
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:04,015
Well, that's
always a good sign.

219
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:05,784
She hates my guts.

220
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:06,818
Called me pinhead.

221
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:09,821
Sounds like love to me.

222
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:12,307
You better eat that fast.

223
00:13:12,308 --> 00:13:14,792
That gravy's
turning to axle grease.

224
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You know why I like you
more than the other boys?

225
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'Cause we're the only 2 kids
in seventh grade who can read?

226
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,338
No, silly.

227
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Because you're so handsome.

228
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¶ After you've gone ¶

229
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¶ and left me cryin' ¶

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¶ after you've gone ¶

231
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¶ there's no denyin' ¶

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¶ you'll feel blue ¶

233
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¶ you'll feel sad ¶

234
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¶ you'll miss
the sweetest gal ¶

235
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:07,045
¶ you ever had ¶

236
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,515
Whah!

237
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:27,632
You're licking the mirror.

238
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:30,335
I'm making contact.

239
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:32,270
With who?

240
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Myself.

241
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:37,342
Sam...

242
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,911
You ever had a stiffy?

243
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,913
Mom.

244
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:45,283
I just realized that...

245
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:49,153
it's been years since
I saw your little weenie,

246
00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:53,925
and it was so cute
when you were a baby.

247
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:57,662
We had this
black speckled basin

248
00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,097
I used to wash you in,

249
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and you would
always pee straight up.

250
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:04,736
Mom...

251
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,203
I hate when you talk
about cute naked stuff

252
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,006
I did when I was little.

253
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:10,275
Hmph.

254
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:19,684
Uh, mom, mom, mom.

255
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Ssss.

256
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I didn't let myself go.

257
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:49,013
You know when gulliver traveled
to the land of yahoos,

258
00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:51,282
he must have come here.

259
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,651
I think he just
insulted you, lanell.

260
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:56,671
I don't care.

261
00:15:56,672 --> 00:15:59,690
What kind of show-off
studies on the bus anyways?

262
00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:01,326
This isn't a schoolbook.

263
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,227
This is literature.

264
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:07,265
Twins: Litter-tour,
litter-tour.

265
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,366
What literature?

266
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:11,469
Uh, "it's a classic
coming of age story

267
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,739
"portraying one woman's
poignant experiences:

268
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:17,208
Life, love, and sex."

269
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,377
What do you know about sex?

270
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:20,345
Well, after I finish this book

271
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:23,214
I'll know a lot more than you.

272
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:27,352
Not that knowing more about sex
than you do is a challenge.

273
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:47,138
Amen.

274
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,506
Have you been saved?

275
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,141
From what?

276
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,643
You'll go to hell unless you
finish every bit of that.

277
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:56,681
If a person goes to hell for not
finishing a tuna croquette,

278
00:16:56,683 --> 00:17:01,185
I think I lost my salvation
a long time ago.

279
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:05,656
You coming?

280
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:08,459
Yeah. Sure.

281
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:18,302
How's it going, Sam?

282
00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:20,238
Couldn't be better, sir.

283
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,773
I don't know if you've heard,

284
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,307
but we're mighty proud
of our football team

285
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:24,675
here at grovont high.

286
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,477
How'd you like to sign up?

287
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,147
Well, I'd like to, sir,
but my mom needs me at home.

288
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:33,117
She hasn't adjusted
to the lack of humidity yet.

289
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,386
See, the thing is,
it takes 22 players

290
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,188
to hold a practice,
and I've only got 21,

291
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,224
and half of them still suck
their mama's tit at night.

292
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:43,227
Well, I no longer nurse, sir.

293
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,762
Let me explain to you

294
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:48,232
the difference between an
"a" and an "f" in English.

295
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:51,436
Me coming out for football?

296
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:55,573
Now, that's
the old school spirit.

297
00:17:58,043 --> 00:17:59,409
Jump to the left.
Jump to the right.

298
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,346
Sit down. Stand up.
Fight, fight, fight.

299
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:03,681
Yeah, whoo!

300
00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:05,015
All right, boys.
Let's have a little game

301
00:18:05,016 --> 00:18:06,349
of smear the queer
with the ball, here.

302
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:09,387
Hey, Sammy. Why
don't you tell us all

303
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:10,721
how your mama's Hooters feel?

304
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,391
About the same
as your sister's.

305
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:16,127
I ain't got a sister, stupid.

306
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:18,362
7-43, hut, hut.

307
00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:20,264
All: Uhh!

308
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:25,603
Player: Dothan
sure got him good.

309
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:26,771
Dothan: You think he's hurt?

310
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:31,242
Stebbins: No, he's
just playing possum.

311
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:35,346
Sissy boy. Come on, get up.

312
00:18:36,565 --> 00:18:37,781
Stebbins: Come on, Sam. Get up.

313
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,184
Get up!

314
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:48,659
Coverage continues
on the assassination

315
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:51,162
of president John f. Kennedy.

316
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:54,232
At 12:35 central standard time,

317
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,468
president Kennedy was shot

318
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,703
as his motorcade passed
through downtown Dallas.

319
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,638
Governor connally
was also shot.

320
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,607
Thousands of mourners
have gathered

321
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,375
at parkland memorial hospital

322
00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:06,677
to mourn the passing of our...

323
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,866
Pa-pop, pop.

324
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,845
They killed president Kennedy.

325
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,547
Are you sure?

326
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:45,316
It's on the news.

327
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,418
Well, who killed him?

328
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:50,254
Texans.

329
00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:00,231
Y'all cryin'
over the nigger lover?

330
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:01,933
Shut up, dothan.

331
00:20:01,935 --> 00:20:03,801
Hey, you know what all the kids

332
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:07,305
are getting for
Christmas this year?

333
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,874
A Jack-in-the-box.

334
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,346
I never knew you cared.

335
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:16,347
Ow.

336
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:21,652
What are you doing, boy!
Huh, huh?

337
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:24,422
Trying to take up for
your girlfriend?!

338
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:25,957
Huh?!

339
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:27,491
What the hell is
your problem, boy?!

340
00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:29,227
Maurey: Stop it.

341
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,828
Hell, they started it, coach.

342
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,580
Stebbins: Lay off.

343
00:20:32,581 --> 00:20:34,331
That little bastard's
libel to hurt somebody.

344
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:36,901
The president is dead,
and he was celebrating.

345
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,869
Girl: Let's get out of here.

346
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,986
Maurey: Let's get out of here.

347
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,757
Sam: Where?

348
00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:02,927
We can watch the news
at my house.

349
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:05,730
You think they'll miss us?

350
00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:08,399
All the rules
are off today, Sam.

351
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:12,270
Nothing we do matters.

352
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:15,840
Sam: I guess it all depends
on your perspective.

353
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,341
As the rest of the country

354
00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:18,609
was mourning their great loss,

355
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:22,880
things were actually
starting to look up for me.

356
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:24,549
What do you bet

357
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:25,683
mom will have heard
about the assassination,

358
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:27,518
but it's had no effect
on her at all?

359
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:31,055
She'll be baking cookies and
waxing the kitchen floor.

360
00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:35,359
My mom's never baked
a cookie in her life.

361
00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:37,695
Come on.

362
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:42,317
Oh, you're home early.

363
00:21:42,318 --> 00:21:44,669
They let us out on account
of the assassination.

364
00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:48,839
Isn't it a shame
about Mr. Kennedy?

365
00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:51,409
I wonder if they'll
let petey out early, too,

366
00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:52,627
this afternoon?

367
00:21:52,628 --> 00:21:53,844
Well, I'll just
finish these up,

368
00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,079
and then I'll make us
some hot cocoa.

369
00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:58,082
This isn't a time
for hot cocoa, mom.

370
00:21:58,084 --> 00:22:01,552
It's always a time for cocoa.

371
00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:11,062
The whole world's gone straight
to hell in a handbasket.

372
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:13,898
I had to come down here

373
00:22:13,899 --> 00:22:15,465
because my television
is out of order.

374
00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:17,668
What about you?

375
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:18,836
I don't have a TV.

376
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,772
Oh, it's been years
since I met anyone

377
00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:23,374
who didn't own a television.

378
00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:26,344
You must not meet many Indians.

379
00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:29,847
You're an Indian?

380
00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:33,351
Blackfeet.

381
00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:38,589
My daddy can't stand Indians.

382
00:22:40,426 --> 00:22:41,726
Announcer: Our country
continues to mourn...

383
00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:43,361
Maurey: I wish my dad was here.

384
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:44,863
Sam: Where is he?

385
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,364
We have a horse ranch
10 Miles up in the mountains,

386
00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:47,498
and he has to feed every day

387
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:50,067
so he stays out there
most of the winter.

388
00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:52,703
What's your dad do?

389
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,872
I don't have a father.

390
00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:58,943
Did he die?

391
00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:00,945
Lydia won't tell me
anything about him.

392
00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:03,080
When she's drunk
she claims virgin birth,

393
00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:05,049
like Mary and Jesus.

394
00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:07,451
I'd like to see my mom drunk.

395
00:23:07,453 --> 00:23:10,955
It's not that neat.

396
00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:13,090
She has these pictures

397
00:23:13,091 --> 00:23:14,557
of 5 guys
in old football uniforms

398
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:15,926
in her panty box.

399
00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:17,244
Her panty box?

400
00:23:17,245 --> 00:23:18,561
I kind of figure one of them
might be my dad.

401
00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:23,534
What were you doing
in your mother's panty box?

402
00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:26,437
One of the guys is a negro.

403
00:23:26,439 --> 00:23:29,740
Mom! I'm home!

404
00:23:33,112 --> 00:23:35,079
Hey! We're watching that!

405
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,715
This stinks.

406
00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:39,116
Mom!

407
00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:42,153
Maurey won't let me
watch<i> rocky.</i>

408
00:23:42,155 --> 00:23:43,554
You know he watches<i> rocky</i>

409
00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:44,589
every afternoon.

410
00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:45,623
What's the matter with you?

411
00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,725
Look, brat.

412
00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:52,830
The president of our country
is dead.

413
00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:54,098
Some things are more important

414
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:58,102
than rocky the flying squirrel!

415
00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:00,104
Daddy!

416
00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:01,439
Hey.

417
00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:04,208
How's my favorite girl?

418
00:24:13,219 --> 00:24:15,219
Uh... Hi.

419
00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:16,921
Hi.

420
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,781
Lydia, there's an Indian
in our kitchen.

421
00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:45,850
Oh, that's Hank.

422
00:24:45,852 --> 00:24:48,018
He's blackfoot... or feet,

423
00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:49,787
I get it mixed up.

424
00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:52,223
Hank knows loads of nifty stuff

425
00:24:52,225 --> 00:24:53,057
about the forest.

426
00:24:53,059 --> 00:24:55,025
You went into the forest?

427
00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:57,228
Oh, it was a hoot, Sam.

428
00:24:57,230 --> 00:24:59,029
I tried something new.

429
00:24:59,031 --> 00:25:00,030
How about that?

430
00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:01,265
How about that.

431
00:25:01,267 --> 00:25:03,568
Well, you didn't expect me

432
00:25:03,569 --> 00:25:05,870
to stay on this couch
forever, did you?

433
00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:09,106
So what's Hank
doing in our kitchen?

434
00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:11,642
He's fixing supper.

435
00:25:11,643 --> 00:25:14,177
Some staple he said got his
tribe through hard winters.

436
00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:17,214
God, caspar's
gonna pass a brick.

437
00:25:17,216 --> 00:25:19,850
Oh, isn't it wonderful?

438
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,902
Hank, honey,

439
00:25:21,903 --> 00:25:23,953
what's that Indian thing
you're making?

440
00:25:23,956 --> 00:25:26,190
Macaroni and cheese.

441
00:25:37,103 --> 00:25:38,802
Aah!

442
00:25:51,584 --> 00:25:53,183
Welcome wagon.

443
00:26:17,343 --> 00:26:19,310
Eww!

444
00:26:22,048 --> 00:26:23,881
Jeez.

445
00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:25,215
Yuck.

446
00:26:33,726 --> 00:26:35,659
Explain this.

447
00:26:35,661 --> 00:26:37,261
Sammy?

448
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:38,862
Lydia, I think
there's something wrong with me.

449
00:26:38,864 --> 00:26:40,297
I must be sick or something.

450
00:26:40,299 --> 00:26:43,167
You blew your nose
in your sock?

451
00:26:43,169 --> 00:26:47,972
This didn't come from my nose.

452
00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:56,514
You masturbated?

453
00:26:56,515 --> 00:26:58,649
I woke up with this stuff
all over me.

454
00:27:00,753 --> 00:27:03,921
Were you dreaming
right before you woke up?

455
00:27:09,195 --> 00:27:12,262
Was there a girl in your dream?

456
00:27:12,264 --> 00:27:15,299
Did you recognize her?

457
00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:18,736
She kissed me,
and I felt funny.

458
00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:24,274
You had a wet dream,
honey bunny.

459
00:27:24,276 --> 00:27:27,978
Boys have 'em all the time.

460
00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:32,149
Well, do something with it.

461
00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:39,473
You know, things like this

462
00:27:39,474 --> 00:27:41,124
don't happen to
boys with fathers.

463
00:27:41,127 --> 00:27:42,860
So crucify me.

464
00:27:42,862 --> 00:27:45,229
Every kid in Wyoming probably
knows what a wet dream is,

465
00:27:45,231 --> 00:27:46,697
and they're laughing at me
right now,

466
00:27:46,699 --> 00:27:48,298
calling me a squirrel.

467
00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:52,436
Poor Sammy.

468
00:27:52,438 --> 00:27:56,273
You just moved a step closer
to being a grown-up.

469
00:27:58,244 --> 00:28:01,078
Sam: I couldn't wait to tell
maurey what I'd learned.

470
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,747
I explained
the whole process to her,

471
00:28:03,749 --> 00:28:05,315
except the part where her mom

472
00:28:05,317 --> 00:28:07,317
triggered the mess on my belly.

473
00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:09,186
How much goo came out?

474
00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:11,088
A cup? A quart?

475
00:28:11,090 --> 00:28:12,256
Not a quart.

476
00:28:12,258 --> 00:28:13,824
How much, then?

477
00:28:13,826 --> 00:28:16,126
Well, it was all spread out.

478
00:28:16,128 --> 00:28:18,028
About a third-cup.

479
00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:20,798
I'll lose my virginity
some day, and when I do,

480
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,332
I don't want
to come off ignorant.

481
00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:26,437
I want to know what's
going on every second.

482
00:28:32,778 --> 00:28:34,278
Don't you kids know

483
00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:35,779
that coffee will
stunt your growth?

484
00:28:35,781 --> 00:28:39,116
Dot, do you and your husband
have sex?

485
00:28:39,118 --> 00:28:40,784
Why, maurey Pierce,

486
00:28:40,786 --> 00:28:42,753
I should wash your mouth
out with soap.

487
00:28:42,755 --> 00:28:44,354
I didn't say a dirty word.

488
00:28:44,356 --> 00:28:45,723
You did so.

489
00:28:45,725 --> 00:28:46,990
Sex is a dirty word?

490
00:28:46,992 --> 00:28:50,728
We don't talk about that word

491
00:28:50,730 --> 00:28:53,330
in mixed-gender company.

492
00:28:55,201 --> 00:28:57,067
I'll be outside.

493
00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:07,277
While maurey was getting
the low-down from dot,

494
00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:09,813
I turned to my dream girl.

495
00:29:09,815 --> 00:29:11,381
I had so many questions.

496
00:29:11,383 --> 00:29:13,984
I needed someone
I could talk to,

497
00:29:13,986 --> 00:29:15,285
someone who would be willing

498
00:29:15,287 --> 00:29:17,488
to explore the secrets of love.

499
00:29:17,490 --> 00:29:21,058
I needed a professional.

500
00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:24,795
My mom won't be home
for another 20 minutes.

501
00:29:24,797 --> 00:29:27,264
Do you want to do me again?

502
00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:28,298
I don't know.

503
00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:30,100
That'll be, what, 5 times

504
00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:31,435
since school let out
this afternoon?

505
00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:36,874
Sam, it's not romantic
to keep score.

506
00:29:47,019 --> 00:29:48,686
So what'd she say?

507
00:29:48,687 --> 00:29:50,354
She said sex is a wonderful
and special experience

508
00:29:50,356 --> 00:29:54,291
but can only be done right
when 2 people are in love.

509
00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:57,795
Grown-ups are so full of bull.

510
00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:14,545
¶ I seen you half the night ¶

511
00:30:14,547 --> 00:30:18,816
man: Hey, delores, put it
in the corner pocket.

512
00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:20,350
Geronimo!

513
00:30:21,253 --> 00:30:23,253
Delores: Whoo! Yippee!

514
00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:24,588
Man: She did it!

515
00:30:24,589 --> 00:30:25,922
That means I get
to go again, right?

516
00:30:25,925 --> 00:30:29,259
Daddy wants to run
for governor or something

517
00:30:29,261 --> 00:30:32,830
and he thinks havin'
an illegitimate grandson

518
00:30:32,832 --> 00:30:35,499
underfoot
would cause embarrassment.

519
00:30:37,403 --> 00:30:39,303
That's why Sam and I

520
00:30:39,304 --> 00:30:41,204
have been banished
to the hinterlands.

521
00:30:41,207 --> 00:30:43,073
I was given a choice

522
00:30:43,075 --> 00:30:46,343
between Sam goes or we both go.

523
00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:51,548
We got politicians
in my family, too.

524
00:30:51,550 --> 00:30:54,618
They're worse than cowdogs.

525
00:31:06,232 --> 00:31:10,934
Now, this doesn't mean
that we're goin' steady.

526
00:31:10,936 --> 00:31:12,586
Yeah.

527
00:31:12,587 --> 00:31:14,237
I mean, we're not even datin'.

528
00:31:17,109 --> 00:31:20,143
You got that?

529
00:31:20,145 --> 00:31:21,879
This is strictly...

530
00:31:21,881 --> 00:31:25,315
strictly a one-night stand.

531
00:31:31,323 --> 00:31:33,123
No commitments.

532
00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:37,527
I don't want to feel.

533
00:31:37,529 --> 00:31:39,897
Got that?

534
00:32:46,065 --> 00:32:47,631
Hello.

535
00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:49,198
Idle hands are
the devil's playground.

536
00:32:49,201 --> 00:32:50,300
Grandpa? Excellent!

537
00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:52,669
Now hand the phone
to your mother.

538
00:33:00,112 --> 00:33:01,278
Lydia?

539
00:33:04,249 --> 00:33:06,383
Jeez, Lydia.

540
00:33:14,259 --> 00:33:17,227
Grandpa?
Lydia isn't here right now.

541
00:33:17,229 --> 00:33:19,113
Well, where is she?

542
00:33:19,114 --> 00:33:20,998
She went for a job interview
at the mormon church.

543
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,399
Secretary or something.

544
00:33:22,401 --> 00:33:25,602
Your mother will never
work a day in her life.

545
00:33:25,604 --> 00:33:27,137
Lydia's turned over a new leaf.

546
00:33:27,139 --> 00:33:28,705
She's... must be the fresh air
or something.

547
00:33:28,707 --> 00:33:31,641
She's changed.
She's responsible now.

548
00:33:31,643 --> 00:33:33,744
I control the cash flow.

549
00:33:33,746 --> 00:33:35,312
I respect that, sir.

550
00:33:35,314 --> 00:33:36,413
Tell her she dumps the Indian

551
00:33:36,415 --> 00:33:39,249
or faces the wrath
of almighty God.

552
00:33:39,251 --> 00:33:40,350
That would be you?

553
00:34:43,382 --> 00:34:44,347
Hi, Sam.

554
00:34:44,349 --> 00:34:45,649
Your mom and 8 other drunks

555
00:34:45,651 --> 00:34:47,384
rented a hotel room in Dubois

556
00:34:47,386 --> 00:34:49,453
after the bars closed
last night.

557
00:34:49,455 --> 00:34:51,354
They're having a party.

558
00:34:51,356 --> 00:34:53,356
My cousin delores is there.

559
00:34:53,358 --> 00:34:54,491
Delores' husband told her mom

560
00:34:54,493 --> 00:34:56,726
in hopes of getting delores
dragged out,

561
00:34:56,728 --> 00:34:59,196
but it didn't work.

562
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:04,534
Well, I'm making coffee.
You want some?

563
00:35:04,536 --> 00:35:07,671
I want to explain the rules
before we do this.

564
00:35:07,673 --> 00:35:08,772
Do what?

565
00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:11,608
Make sex.
Why else would I be here?

566
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:14,211
We're gonna perform sex now?

567
00:35:14,213 --> 00:35:16,713
After coffee.

568
00:35:25,257 --> 00:35:26,623
It's time you and I find out

569
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:29,359
what the big deal is
with this sex thing.

570
00:35:29,361 --> 00:35:31,695
Do you think Lydia
might come home today?

571
00:35:31,697 --> 00:35:32,696
Doubtful.

572
00:35:32,698 --> 00:35:34,698
You think you can get a stiffy?

573
00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:36,211
Well, I don't know.

574
00:35:36,212 --> 00:35:37,723
They sort of come and go
on their own.

575
00:35:37,724 --> 00:35:39,235
I haven't learned
how to control them yet.

576
00:35:39,238 --> 00:35:41,404
Maybe it'll happen naturally.

577
00:35:41,406 --> 00:35:45,609
Well, I heard something about
puttin' it in the girl's mouth.

578
00:35:45,611 --> 00:35:47,478
Ugh.

579
00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,479
I'm not doing anything that
might make me throw up.

580
00:35:52,184 --> 00:35:53,650
We're both virgins.

581
00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:56,887
I never said I was a virgin.

582
00:35:58,690 --> 00:35:59,923
We're both virgins.

583
00:35:59,925 --> 00:36:01,925
But someday we're gonna
find ourselves

584
00:36:01,927 --> 00:36:03,360
doing it for real.

585
00:36:03,362 --> 00:36:05,228
So today's sex isn't real?

586
00:36:05,230 --> 00:36:07,631
We're just friends
helping each other

587
00:36:07,633 --> 00:36:09,232
learn a new skill.

588
00:36:09,234 --> 00:36:10,700
This is practice.

589
00:36:10,702 --> 00:36:13,370
So will we still be
virgins afterwards?

590
00:36:13,372 --> 00:36:16,673
That's part of what
we're gonna learn,

591
00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:18,158
where the line

592
00:36:18,159 --> 00:36:19,642
between virginity
and non-virginity is.

593
00:36:19,645 --> 00:36:21,211
Here's rule number one:

594
00:36:21,213 --> 00:36:23,547
You better not squirt.

595
00:36:23,549 --> 00:36:25,099
And no kissing.

596
00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:26,650
Kissing is mushy
emotional stuff.

597
00:36:26,652 --> 00:36:29,619
We can't do this if
you're going to get mushy.

598
00:36:29,621 --> 00:36:33,190
I promise. No mush.

599
00:36:34,259 --> 00:36:37,260
I wish we didn't
have to be naked.

600
00:36:37,262 --> 00:36:41,298
That's a big part
of doing it, I'm sure.

601
00:36:44,770 --> 00:36:46,536
Go on.

602
00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:48,405
You first.

603
00:36:48,407 --> 00:36:51,508
Jeez, Louise.

604
00:36:57,883 --> 00:36:59,549
Your turn.

605
00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:01,618
Well, this is as far
as I've dreamed.

606
00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:03,220
I'm ready to quit.

607
00:37:03,222 --> 00:37:04,521
Sam.

608
00:37:13,865 --> 00:37:15,999
I thought you'd be bigger.

609
00:37:17,236 --> 00:37:19,002
Well, it swells up
when it gets stiff.

610
00:37:19,004 --> 00:37:21,905
A horse's woodie
is as big as its leg.

611
00:37:21,907 --> 00:37:24,374
I don't think it's fair

612
00:37:24,376 --> 00:37:26,643
to compare people to horses.

613
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:39,389
This doesn't look possible.

614
00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:45,495
Horses do it with the stallion
standing up behind the mare.

615
00:37:45,497 --> 00:37:47,797
Forget horses, ok?

616
00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:50,400
You got a better idea?

617
00:37:52,304 --> 00:37:55,538
Maybe if I stand on a chair.

618
00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:56,840
Well, my books
don't say anything

619
00:37:56,842 --> 00:37:58,908
about the girl
standing on chairs.

620
00:37:58,910 --> 00:38:01,211
Books skip this part

621
00:38:01,212 --> 00:38:03,513
and go right on
to how wonderful it was.

622
00:38:05,050 --> 00:38:06,283
Well, maybe if we kiss.

623
00:38:06,285 --> 00:38:09,386
I told you. No kissing.

624
00:38:10,355 --> 00:38:14,424
Maybe if you touch it
with your hand.

625
00:38:14,426 --> 00:38:17,027
Ok, but don't look.

626
00:38:28,407 --> 00:38:32,776
That's my belly button, Sam.

627
00:38:46,425 --> 00:38:47,891
Sam! Huh?

628
00:38:47,893 --> 00:38:52,429
This is nowhere near
a third of a cup.

629
00:38:52,431 --> 00:38:53,914
Uh!

630
00:38:53,915 --> 00:38:55,398
Did we lose
our virginities yet?

631
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:58,335
I sure as hell didn't!

632
00:39:01,773 --> 00:39:02,839
Lydia: Dibs on the can!

633
00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:04,741
Ahh! The hell with that!

634
00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:07,477
Ohh, crap it all, anyway.

635
00:39:07,479 --> 00:39:10,080
Maurey: Sam, meet
my cousin delores.

636
00:39:10,082 --> 00:39:12,082
Hi. Howdy.

637
00:39:12,084 --> 00:39:14,718
Maurey, I won't tell
laurabel I saw you here

638
00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:17,854
if you don't tell her
that you saw me.

639
00:39:19,391 --> 00:39:20,690
What's in the bottle?

640
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:23,059
Turpenhydrate and codeine.

641
00:39:23,061 --> 00:39:25,061
It's really good
for when you want

642
00:39:25,063 --> 00:39:27,063
to stop drinking.

643
00:39:27,065 --> 00:39:29,632
Lydia: Whoo!

644
00:39:29,634 --> 00:39:31,601
Your turn.

645
00:39:31,603 --> 00:39:32,902
Hi, mom.

646
00:39:32,904 --> 00:39:33,803
Who?

647
00:39:33,805 --> 00:39:34,904
Hi, Lydia.

648
00:39:34,906 --> 00:39:37,374
This is my friend maurey
from school.

649
00:39:37,376 --> 00:39:40,043
Oh. Welcome wagon.

650
00:39:40,045 --> 00:39:42,379
My mom made me come.

651
00:39:42,381 --> 00:39:44,381
She thinks she's Betty Crocker.

652
00:39:44,383 --> 00:39:46,649
Now, never be embarrassed
by your mother.

653
00:39:46,651 --> 00:39:49,452
Sam's embarrassed of me,
and look how he turned out.

654
00:39:49,454 --> 00:39:51,521
Delores: Had to whiz
like a race horse.

655
00:39:51,523 --> 00:39:53,423
I swear to God you do not buy

656
00:39:53,425 --> 00:39:56,025
codeine cough syrup,
you rent it.

657
00:39:56,027 --> 00:39:59,429
What have you kids
been up to all morning?

658
00:39:59,431 --> 00:40:03,466
Gin rummy. I owe maurey $3.50.

659
00:40:03,468 --> 00:40:04,567
No, we weren't.

660
00:40:04,569 --> 00:40:06,169
We were trying to have sex,

661
00:40:06,171 --> 00:40:08,905
only we couldn't do it.

662
00:40:09,141 --> 00:40:10,974
Why were you trying
to have sex?

663
00:40:10,976 --> 00:40:14,110
I want to know what it feels
like before I hit puberty

664
00:40:14,112 --> 00:40:16,363
and have to do it for real,

665
00:40:16,364 --> 00:40:18,615
and I figured
Sam would be more popular

666
00:40:18,617 --> 00:40:19,783
if he knew how to please girls.

667
00:40:19,785 --> 00:40:22,819
He hasn't been
all that popular so far.

668
00:40:22,821 --> 00:40:24,721
What's the matter, honey?

669
00:40:24,722 --> 00:40:26,622
You havin' problems
keepin' your weenie up?

670
00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:28,542
It stood up.

671
00:40:28,543 --> 00:40:30,460
But we couldn't figure out
where he should go in from.

672
00:40:30,462 --> 00:40:32,429
And then he squirted.

673
00:40:33,165 --> 00:40:34,964
Your turn.

674
00:40:37,001 --> 00:40:39,035
You and your mama have
little chats like this?

675
00:40:39,037 --> 00:40:41,471
My mother thinks I'm sweet 14

676
00:40:41,473 --> 00:40:42,439
and never been kissed.

677
00:40:42,441 --> 00:40:45,442
I knew where to go in, I think,

678
00:40:45,444 --> 00:40:46,643
but it wouldn't go.

679
00:40:46,645 --> 00:40:47,944
I must be too big.

680
00:40:50,081 --> 00:40:52,849
Nobody's too big.

681
00:40:52,851 --> 00:40:54,751
Were you good and excited?

682
00:40:54,753 --> 00:40:57,687
Excited?

683
00:40:57,689 --> 00:40:59,456
Wet. Yeah.

684
00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:00,657
Excited when you're...

685
00:41:00,659 --> 00:41:02,659
Wet. Yeah.

686
00:41:02,661 --> 00:41:03,860
Nice and wet.

687
00:41:03,862 --> 00:41:06,162
Down there.

688
00:41:07,232 --> 00:41:08,765
Should I have used water?

689
00:41:08,767 --> 00:41:11,901
Water don't quite cut it.

690
00:41:11,903 --> 00:41:14,737
Cigarettes.

691
00:41:14,739 --> 00:41:16,239
Foreplay is the only proper way

692
00:41:16,241 --> 00:41:18,908
a gentleman excites a lady.

693
00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:20,710
What's foreplay?

694
00:41:20,711 --> 00:41:22,511
You know, it's when a man
squeezes your boobs

695
00:41:22,514 --> 00:41:25,081
and then whispers
real dirty in your ear.

696
00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:26,749
Delores!

697
00:41:26,751 --> 00:41:28,184
Lydia.

698
00:41:28,186 --> 00:41:29,252
I wish my mother had taken time

699
00:41:29,254 --> 00:41:31,888
to talk to me
about those things.

700
00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:34,858
All right.

701
00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:35,959
If you kids are gonna do this,

702
00:41:35,961 --> 00:41:38,595
you might as well do it right.

703
00:41:40,966 --> 00:41:42,899
Oh, no.

704
00:41:46,705 --> 00:41:48,171
Now...

705
00:41:48,173 --> 00:41:50,106
Maurey looks somethin'
like that, right?

706
00:41:50,108 --> 00:41:54,010
My eyes were closed.

707
00:41:54,613 --> 00:41:56,980
What you want to do is
you want to go in down here,

708
00:41:56,982 --> 00:42:01,084
and one of you is gonna have to
grab it and angle it right,

709
00:42:01,086 --> 00:42:04,254
'cause it'll just take years
before it slides in on its own.

710
00:42:04,256 --> 00:42:06,256
Mm-hmm. Years.

711
00:42:06,258 --> 00:42:09,176
Now, 2 things.

712
00:42:09,177 --> 00:42:12,095
You two go ahead and play
your little boy/girl games,

713
00:42:12,097 --> 00:42:14,531
but the first sign
of a period in maurey

714
00:42:14,533 --> 00:42:17,267
and the game stops.

715
00:42:17,269 --> 00:42:20,069
What's a period?

716
00:42:20,071 --> 00:42:22,238
Number 2...

717
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:24,524
Is a matter of form.

718
00:42:24,525 --> 00:42:26,809
You don't talk like this
in front of adults.

719
00:42:26,811 --> 00:42:29,279
At your age,

720
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,748
sex is something you...
you run around and hide.

721
00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:32,815
Why?

722
00:42:32,817 --> 00:42:33,917
Well, society would fall apart

723
00:42:33,919 --> 00:42:36,586
if people were honest
about screwing.

724
00:42:38,290 --> 00:42:43,226
Sam, let's go to your room
and read comic books.

725
00:42:43,228 --> 00:42:47,196
Yeah. Yeah.
Comic books sound fun.

726
00:42:51,336 --> 00:42:54,270
Oh, I did a bad thing.

727
00:42:54,272 --> 00:42:56,573
No.

728
00:42:59,277 --> 00:43:01,911
10-letter word for lampoon.

729
00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:03,713
Uh, satirize.

730
00:43:06,017 --> 00:43:08,117
It's too short.

731
00:43:08,119 --> 00:43:11,287
Will you explain to me
about women?

732
00:43:11,289 --> 00:43:13,289
Women are right
and men are wrong,

733
00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:15,258
and that's all
you need to know.

734
00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:17,927
I mean about liking.

735
00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:20,196
Now that maurey and I
have done it,

736
00:43:20,198 --> 00:43:21,748
will she like me?

737
00:43:21,749 --> 00:43:23,299
Maurey will always have
a warm spot in her heart

738
00:43:23,301 --> 00:43:25,868
whenever she thinks about you.

739
00:43:26,871 --> 00:43:28,805
But she says
we're just friends.

740
00:43:28,806 --> 00:43:30,740
Well, you're lucky. That way
you can have the fun of love

741
00:43:30,742 --> 00:43:31,941
without the heartbreak.

742
00:43:31,943 --> 00:43:33,176
But what if I like her

743
00:43:33,178 --> 00:43:34,811
and get my heart broke anyway?

744
00:43:34,813 --> 00:43:36,746
Then you're a sucker.

745
00:43:36,748 --> 00:43:39,682
Here's the deal, Sam.
If you sleep with a girl

746
00:43:39,684 --> 00:43:41,217
and afterwards
she likes you as a friend,

747
00:43:41,219 --> 00:43:43,252
then she's always
gonna like you as a friend

748
00:43:43,254 --> 00:43:45,188
and she's never gonna
like you as a lover.

749
00:43:45,190 --> 00:43:48,291
And there ain't nothin'
in this hell-bitch world

750
00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:50,293
you can do about it.

751
00:43:55,233 --> 00:43:57,200
Hank: Are you afraid to admit

752
00:43:57,202 --> 00:43:59,202
that the other night
meant something?

753
00:43:59,203 --> 00:44:01,203
Lydia: What happened between
us is just what I like most:

754
00:44:01,206 --> 00:44:03,072
Sex without consequences.

755
00:44:03,074 --> 00:44:04,340
Hey, mom, I'm home.

756
00:44:04,342 --> 00:44:07,644
Hank: If I'm stupid,
I go to jail.

757
00:44:07,646 --> 00:44:09,178
If you're stupid,
you get shipped off

758
00:44:09,180 --> 00:44:11,147
to live with the commoners
for a few months.

759
00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:13,883
The worst thing that could
possibly happen to you

760
00:44:13,885 --> 00:44:16,119
is you might lose
your trust fund.

761
00:44:16,121 --> 00:44:18,722
Well, I'm not about to
spend the rest of my life

762
00:44:18,723 --> 00:44:21,324
waitin' for free cheese at
the county extension office.

763
00:44:31,136 --> 00:44:33,936
Got rid of another one.

764
00:44:35,206 --> 00:44:37,707
Why don't you just go screw
your little girlfriend

765
00:44:37,709 --> 00:44:40,443
and leave me alone?

766
00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:49,952
We're going on a double date
to the Saturday matinee.

767
00:44:49,954 --> 00:44:51,921
What, you and me
and another couple?

768
00:44:51,923 --> 00:44:55,291
No, me and dothan
and you and chuckette Morris.

769
00:44:55,293 --> 00:44:58,127
But dothan's our mortal enemy.

770
00:44:58,129 --> 00:45:01,431
He's your mortal enemy.
He's my boyfriend.

771
00:45:01,433 --> 00:45:05,101
But dothan cheered
when John Kennedy died.

772
00:45:05,103 --> 00:45:07,504
He said "nigger."

773
00:45:07,505 --> 00:45:09,906
He's just repeating crap his
jerk-racist dad spews at home.

774
00:45:09,908 --> 00:45:11,240
He didn't know any better.

775
00:45:11,242 --> 00:45:14,377
Well, he rubbed
our faces in the dirt.

776
00:45:14,379 --> 00:45:16,145
And he apologized.

777
00:45:16,147 --> 00:45:18,031
Well, not to me.

778
00:45:18,032 --> 00:45:19,916
Dothan was jealous when he
saw us sitting together.

779
00:45:19,918 --> 00:45:22,418
He's liked me
since the fifth grade.

780
00:45:22,420 --> 00:45:24,153
Well, do you like him?

781
00:45:24,155 --> 00:45:27,790
That's not the point. Dothan has
a learner's permit and a car.

782
00:45:27,792 --> 00:45:29,225
We can double with you
and chuckette.

783
00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:31,894
Well, I can't stand
chuckette Morris.

784
00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:33,963
Yeah, but she likes you.

785
00:45:33,964 --> 00:45:36,031
This is your big chance
to get a date.

786
00:45:37,335 --> 00:45:42,238
Hurry up, Sam.
Mom will be home soon.

787
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:23,780
¶ Do the manta ray ¶

788
00:46:23,782 --> 00:46:25,314
¶ do the squid ¶

789
00:46:25,316 --> 00:46:28,284
¶ Ooh, yeah, baby,
like I knew you did ¶

790
00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:31,154
¶ do the lobster, baby,
do the eel ¶

791
00:46:31,156 --> 00:46:32,255
you gonna kiss me or not?

792
00:46:32,257 --> 00:46:34,857
¶ Whoo, baby,
I like how that feels ¶

793
00:46:34,859 --> 00:46:36,492
¶ yahoo ¶

794
00:46:36,494 --> 00:46:37,393
¶ yeah, yeah ¶

795
00:46:37,395 --> 00:46:38,828
¶ swim like that ¶

796
00:46:38,830 --> 00:46:40,363
¶ yahoo, check my fins out ¶

797
00:46:40,365 --> 00:46:42,365
well, you'll have
to take out your gum.

798
00:46:42,367 --> 00:46:45,835
Aw, but you just bought it.

799
00:46:45,837 --> 00:46:47,804
Suit yourself.

800
00:46:47,806 --> 00:46:50,557
Gosh...

801
00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:53,309
I didn't know when I moved
here if I'd fit in, but...

802
00:46:53,311 --> 00:46:55,578
You kids are really great!

803
00:46:55,580 --> 00:46:57,446
¶ Yahoo ¶

804
00:46:57,448 --> 00:46:59,248
¶ check my fins out ¶

805
00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:00,249
¶ yahoo ¶

806
00:47:00,251 --> 00:47:03,519
ok, you win.

807
00:47:11,462 --> 00:47:13,095
¶ Yahoo ¶

808
00:47:13,097 --> 00:47:14,397
¶ swim it now ¶

809
00:47:14,399 --> 00:47:16,232
¶ yahoo ¶

810
00:47:16,234 --> 00:47:17,934
¶ Check her fins out ¶

811
00:47:17,936 --> 00:47:19,068
¶ yahoo ¶

812
00:47:19,070 --> 00:47:20,570
¶ get on your mark ¶

813
00:47:20,572 --> 00:47:22,138
¶ yahoo ¶

814
00:47:22,140 --> 00:47:25,241
¶ let's do the shark ¶

815
00:47:25,243 --> 00:47:25,991
¶ aah-ooh ¶

816
00:47:38,523 --> 00:47:41,224
ah! Ooh!

817
00:47:41,226 --> 00:47:42,358
You bit my tongue!

818
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:43,459
Ooh!

819
00:47:43,461 --> 00:47:45,261
Get her, Sammy.

820
00:47:45,263 --> 00:47:48,497
Oh, God. That was disgusting.

821
00:47:48,499 --> 00:47:50,132
It was a kiss.

822
00:47:50,134 --> 00:47:53,269
With your wet, gross
tongue hanging out?

823
00:47:53,271 --> 00:47:56,272
Ooh, is that how
boys back east kiss?

824
00:47:56,274 --> 00:47:58,174
That's how everybody
kisses, Charlotte.

825
00:47:58,176 --> 00:48:02,011
It's not... that's not
how the nazarenes do it.

826
00:48:02,013 --> 00:48:05,448
Daddy said boys would try
to get me passionate

827
00:48:05,450 --> 00:48:09,452
so they could make me
pregnant and ruin my life

828
00:48:09,454 --> 00:48:11,954
and trick me
into going to hell.

829
00:48:11,956 --> 00:48:16,225
You don't sound passionate.

830
00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:19,028
I wasn't ready that time.

831
00:48:19,030 --> 00:48:21,530
Let's try again.

832
00:48:23,268 --> 00:48:25,368
¶ Just you and me ¶

833
00:48:25,370 --> 00:48:30,306
¶ yeah, ooh ¶

834
00:48:36,314 --> 00:48:40,383
¶ gonna take him home
to sample my cookin' ¶

835
00:48:40,385 --> 00:48:41,651
¶ not even if ¶

836
00:48:41,653 --> 00:48:46,389
¶ my mama and dad were there ¶

837
00:48:46,391 --> 00:48:49,358
¶ oh ¶

838
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,327
you're home, Sam.

839
00:48:52,397 --> 00:48:55,064
Do you wanna come in?
Lydia got some new records.

840
00:48:55,066 --> 00:48:59,368
No, thanks. I'll just have
dothan take me on home.

841
00:49:02,473 --> 00:49:03,606
Are you sure?

842
00:49:03,608 --> 00:49:08,077
Get out of the car, Sam.

843
00:49:08,079 --> 00:49:09,312
I'll be fine.

844
00:49:09,314 --> 00:49:13,516
¶ He doesn't seem
such a bad kinda guy ¶

845
00:49:13,518 --> 00:49:14,450
you'll be ok?

846
00:49:14,452 --> 00:49:15,651
What do you think

847
00:49:15,653 --> 00:49:18,421
I'm gonna do to her,
for crissakes?

848
00:49:18,423 --> 00:49:20,356
Go on, Sam.

849
00:49:20,358 --> 00:49:23,392
¶ Waa ¶

850
00:49:23,394 --> 00:49:25,328
¶ I've heard about him ¶

851
00:49:25,330 --> 00:49:27,596
¶ bad things about him ¶

852
00:49:27,598 --> 00:49:30,066
¶ I've heard about him ¶

853
00:49:30,068 --> 00:49:31,400
¶ bad things about ¶

854
00:49:31,402 --> 00:49:32,335
¶ him ¶

855
00:49:32,337 --> 00:49:34,036
¶ I've heard about him ¶

856
00:49:34,038 --> 00:49:36,572
¶ bad things about him ¶

857
00:49:36,574 --> 00:49:37,640
¶ I've heard about ¶

858
00:49:37,642 --> 00:49:40,343
¶ him ¶ atta boy, Sam.

859
00:49:43,748 --> 00:49:45,982
I see don Juan has decided

860
00:49:45,984 --> 00:49:47,616
to grace us with his presence.

861
00:49:49,354 --> 00:49:51,287
¶ Here comes the bride ¶

862
00:49:51,289 --> 00:49:53,356
¶ all dressed in white ¶

863
00:49:53,358 --> 00:49:57,360
¶ da da da da da
da da da da da ¶

864
00:50:06,237 --> 00:50:08,704
Hey, hey, what's with
the don Juan crack?

865
00:50:08,706 --> 00:50:10,673
So you slipped
the tongue to chuckette.

866
00:50:10,675 --> 00:50:13,209
Well, she said "kiss me,"
and I kissed her.

867
00:50:13,211 --> 00:50:16,379
She claims you were
smack dab passionate.

868
00:50:16,381 --> 00:50:18,114
Where'd you learn
to kiss, anyway?

869
00:50:18,116 --> 00:50:20,282
Just watchin' Lydia
and her boyfriends.

870
00:50:20,284 --> 00:50:24,520
If mom lets me out, I'll be
over after <i>dick van dyke.</i>

871
00:50:24,522 --> 00:50:27,490
Maybe we could try
kissing this time.

872
00:50:29,293 --> 00:50:32,194
Do you practice
sex with dothan?

873
00:50:33,264 --> 00:50:36,232
Of course not, silly.

874
00:50:36,234 --> 00:50:38,467
He's my boyfriend.

875
00:50:41,339 --> 00:50:43,372
Morning, darling.

876
00:50:45,025 --> 00:50:46,675
I like a boy who goes
through the line with me

877
00:50:46,677 --> 00:50:47,576
and carries my tray.

878
00:50:47,578 --> 00:50:49,345
It's all right this time,

879
00:50:49,347 --> 00:50:51,213
but your manners
will have to improve

880
00:50:51,215 --> 00:50:52,348
since we're going steady.

881
00:50:52,350 --> 00:50:55,684
Who said we're goin' steady?

882
00:50:55,686 --> 00:50:58,042
Well, everyone.

883
00:50:58,043 --> 00:51:00,399
You know what you did to
me at the picture show.

884
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:02,756
Well, there's more to a commitment
than biting someone's tongue.

885
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:05,261
Well, that behavior
may pass back east,

886
00:51:05,263 --> 00:51:06,762
but here in Wyoming,
we're moral.

887
00:51:06,764 --> 00:51:11,233
That reminds me. You have
to give me your jacket.

888
00:51:11,235 --> 00:51:13,402
What?

889
00:51:13,805 --> 00:51:16,238
Well, it'll be
a letter jacket next year.

890
00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:18,224
We'll make do for now.

891
00:51:18,225 --> 00:51:20,209
Charlotte,
it's freezing outside.

892
00:51:20,211 --> 00:51:22,511
What better way
to prove your love for me

893
00:51:22,513 --> 00:51:26,382
than to sacrifice your jacket
for my own comfort?

894
00:51:26,384 --> 00:51:30,453
Well, I don't wanna
prove my love.

895
00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:35,825
They'll... they'll think
you took advantage of me.

896
00:51:35,827 --> 00:51:39,428
They'll say I'm cheap.

897
00:51:39,430 --> 00:51:43,299
Dothan: Come on, maurey,
let's go.

898
00:51:47,305 --> 00:51:50,639
Jesus.

899
00:51:55,279 --> 00:51:58,681
Sam: Hank's truck out front
was a good sign.

900
00:51:58,683 --> 00:52:01,217
The pipes had been frozen
when I left for school,

901
00:52:01,219 --> 00:52:03,219
which put Lydia
in an even nastier mood

902
00:52:03,221 --> 00:52:05,287
than she had been in
since their fight.

903
00:52:05,289 --> 00:52:08,691
I figured they were upstairs
havin' a makeup orgy.

904
00:52:08,693 --> 00:52:12,361
I was glad for them. They really
seemed to like each other,

905
00:52:12,363 --> 00:52:14,497
but after all,
your mom is your mom,

906
00:52:14,499 --> 00:52:16,265
and I'd hoped they'd
hear me and stop.

907
00:52:16,267 --> 00:52:21,337
I wasn't in the mood to hear moans
and groans from my own mother.

908
00:52:25,176 --> 00:52:26,475
Mom.

909
00:52:27,778 --> 00:52:29,612
Mom.

910
00:52:33,184 --> 00:52:34,817
Mom.

911
00:52:35,653 --> 00:52:38,220
Lydia?

912
00:52:41,425 --> 00:52:42,925
Hi, honey bunny.

913
00:52:42,927 --> 00:52:44,393
Hi, Lydia.

914
00:52:44,395 --> 00:52:47,363
Hank crawled under the
house with a torch

915
00:52:47,365 --> 00:52:48,564
and thawed the pipes.

916
00:52:48,566 --> 00:52:50,399
Wasn't that nice of him?

917
00:52:51,702 --> 00:52:54,637
Give us a sip.

918
00:52:59,343 --> 00:53:02,478
Lydia: Um, there's
a letter from caspar

919
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:03,946
on the kitchen table.

920
00:53:03,948 --> 00:53:06,282
Yeah, what's grandpa
got to say?

921
00:53:06,284 --> 00:53:08,617
Aw, usual threats.

922
00:53:08,619 --> 00:53:10,486
Nothin' for you to worry about.

923
00:53:10,488 --> 00:53:14,690
We are livin' so clean and
wholesome here in Wyoming,

924
00:53:14,692 --> 00:53:18,327
even caspar can't touch us.

925
00:53:38,583 --> 00:53:41,483
Ta-da.

926
00:53:41,485 --> 00:53:42,952
I didn't have time to wrap it.

927
00:53:42,954 --> 00:53:44,620
Well, what else were you doin'?

928
00:53:44,622 --> 00:53:46,439
Now you can listen

929
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:48,257
to your stupid baseball
games all night.

930
00:53:48,259 --> 00:53:49,825
Thanks, mom.

931
00:53:49,827 --> 00:53:51,677
Sam.

932
00:53:51,678 --> 00:53:53,528
I mean, thanks, Lydia.

933
00:53:53,531 --> 00:53:56,298
Mmm. Yuck.

934
00:53:57,368 --> 00:53:59,635
Mmm. Yuck.

935
00:54:01,339 --> 00:54:04,907
My present's out in the back.

936
00:54:09,247 --> 00:54:11,447
So, we gonna keep him?

937
00:54:11,449 --> 00:54:14,850
Don't be ridiculous.
He's not a sweater.

938
00:54:14,852 --> 00:54:16,518
I never said he was.

939
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:21,257
Besides, we won't
be here that long.

940
00:54:24,428 --> 00:54:27,429
Happy Christmas.

941
00:54:27,431 --> 00:54:29,298
What's that?

942
00:54:29,300 --> 00:54:32,334
By tradition,
it oughta be a horse,

943
00:54:32,336 --> 00:54:34,270
but I wasn't sure
you wanted one.

944
00:54:34,272 --> 00:54:35,971
Sam helped me choose it.

945
00:54:35,973 --> 00:54:38,941
Hey, I told him
you'd never get on it.

946
00:54:38,943 --> 00:54:40,309
Not in a million years.

947
00:54:40,311 --> 00:54:43,379
Well, you got that right.

948
00:54:43,380 --> 00:54:46,448
Yep, I said caspar
won't let you ride a bike.

949
00:54:51,856 --> 00:54:54,990
Whoo!

950
00:54:54,992 --> 00:54:56,859
Come on, Sam.

951
00:54:56,861 --> 00:54:59,361
Sam: All right.

952
00:55:00,965 --> 00:55:02,832
Yahoo. Hey.

953
00:55:02,833 --> 00:55:04,700
I'll give you 5 bucks if you
can knock my cowboy hat off.

954
00:55:04,702 --> 00:55:06,302
Maurey: Come on, catch up.

955
00:55:06,304 --> 00:55:07,836
Sam: Yeah.

956
00:55:07,838 --> 00:55:09,972
See? I can ride.
Look, no hands.

957
00:55:09,974 --> 00:55:11,040
Yeah, right. Well, one hand.

958
00:55:11,042 --> 00:55:12,208
I'm gonna... I'm gonna...

959
00:55:12,209 --> 00:55:13,375
Don't run me over.

960
00:55:13,377 --> 00:55:15,544
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

961
00:55:15,546 --> 00:55:16,512
Whoa!

962
00:55:16,514 --> 00:55:18,747
Lydia: Hey, baby, you ok?

963
00:55:18,749 --> 00:55:22,318
We should have got her
that damn horse.

964
00:55:23,554 --> 00:55:24,453
Hank: Catch her!

965
00:55:24,455 --> 00:55:26,822
This ain't so hard.

966
00:55:26,824 --> 00:55:29,391
Come on, hurry up.

967
00:55:29,393 --> 00:55:31,527
Get back here, Lydia!

968
00:55:31,529 --> 00:55:34,596
¶ He cares for me like
I hoped he would now ¶

969
00:55:34,598 --> 00:55:39,001
¶ somethin' tells me
I'm into somethin' good ¶

970
00:55:39,003 --> 00:55:42,404
¶ somethin' tells me
I'm into somethin' ¶

971
00:55:42,406 --> 00:55:46,675
¶ somethin' tells me
I'm into somethin' ¶

972
00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:47,476
time out.

973
00:55:47,478 --> 00:55:48,022
¶ Good ¶

974
00:55:54,352 --> 00:55:55,651
maurey doesn't love me, Sam.

975
00:55:55,653 --> 00:55:59,355
She loves you.
You can have her.

976
00:55:59,357 --> 00:56:02,091
Well, that's awfully
sporting of you.

977
00:56:02,093 --> 00:56:04,043
No sweat...

978
00:56:04,044 --> 00:56:05,994
I'm in love with another.

979
00:56:05,996 --> 00:56:09,598
¶ When he got me home
and he held my hand ¶

980
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:13,635
¶ I knew it wouldn't be
just a one-night stand ¶

981
00:56:13,637 --> 00:56:16,572
¶ 'cause he asked
to see me next week ¶

982
00:56:16,574 --> 00:56:18,107
¶ and I told him he could ¶

983
00:56:18,109 --> 00:56:21,610
¶ he asked to see me and I
told him he could, well ¶

984
00:56:21,612 --> 00:56:25,748
¶ somethin' tells me
I'm into somethin' good ¶

985
00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:29,451
¶ somethin' tells me
I'm into somethin' ¶

986
00:56:29,453 --> 00:56:31,420
¶ somethin' good ¶

987
00:56:31,422 --> 00:56:32,654
¶ oh, yeah ¶

988
00:56:32,656 --> 00:56:35,057
¶ somethin' good ¶

989
00:56:35,058 --> 00:56:37,459
¶ somethin' tells me
I'm into somethin' ¶

990
00:56:37,461 --> 00:56:43,132
¶ somethin' tells me
I'm into somethin' good ¶

991
00:56:51,675 --> 00:56:52,841
is Lydia here?

992
00:56:52,842 --> 00:56:54,008
Yeah, we're goin' on a picnic.

993
00:56:54,011 --> 00:56:55,711
You wanna come?

994
00:56:56,180 --> 00:56:57,946
Is Lydia coming?

995
00:56:57,948 --> 00:57:00,783
Well, yeah.

996
00:57:02,420 --> 00:57:03,519
Lydia: Hank promised we'd see

997
00:57:03,521 --> 00:57:05,087
a magnificent view of the lake.

998
00:57:05,089 --> 00:57:07,055
He'd better not be lyin'

999
00:57:07,057 --> 00:57:10,025
hey, look.

1000
00:57:31,449 --> 00:57:36,151
In nature, a person
can be idealistic.

1001
00:57:36,153 --> 00:57:39,154
You can believe in things.

1002
00:57:39,156 --> 00:57:41,056
Well, like what?

1003
00:57:42,793 --> 00:57:44,893
Like beauty...

1004
00:57:44,895 --> 00:57:47,129
And the nobility of humans.

1005
00:57:47,131 --> 00:57:50,566
People in the cities
cannot believe in nobility

1006
00:57:50,568 --> 00:57:52,801
because they see no sign of it.

1007
00:57:52,803 --> 00:57:58,207
I just love it when he
talks like chief Joseph.

1008
00:58:01,078 --> 00:58:04,046
How can you tell
if you're pregnant?

1009
00:58:06,884 --> 00:58:07,950
Well, the game
was supposed to end

1010
00:58:07,952 --> 00:58:09,485
when you got your first period.

1011
00:58:09,487 --> 00:58:12,721
I haven't had a period yet.

1012
00:58:12,723 --> 00:58:14,823
W-what's a period?

1013
00:58:14,825 --> 00:58:17,226
Well, I...

1014
00:58:17,228 --> 00:58:19,828
I hardly know
what being pregnant

1015
00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:22,164
feels like myself.

1016
00:58:22,166 --> 00:58:23,532
I was only with child once,

1017
00:58:23,534 --> 00:58:25,200
and I wasn't
much older than you.

1018
00:58:25,202 --> 00:58:27,803
I'm just a kid.
I can't have a baby.

1019
00:58:27,805 --> 00:58:30,506
See? That's what I thought.

1020
00:58:40,117 --> 00:58:41,683
You didn't call me
this weekend.

1021
00:58:41,685 --> 00:58:43,552
I don't know why I
go steady with you.

1022
00:58:43,554 --> 00:58:45,888
You're supposed to call
me at least once a day.

1023
00:58:45,890 --> 00:58:47,523
Sharon's boyfriend
calls her house

1024
00:58:47,525 --> 00:58:49,041
a dozen times a day,

1025
00:58:49,042 --> 00:58:50,558
and then lets the phone
ring once and then hangs up

1026
00:58:50,561 --> 00:58:52,294
just to let her know
he still loves her,

1027
00:58:52,296 --> 00:58:55,564
and this morning, you didn't
even notice my new skirt.

1028
00:58:55,566 --> 00:58:59,535
I was so appalled. I mean,
even Rodney made a compliment,

1029
00:58:59,537 --> 00:59:01,937
and did I get anything from you?
No.

1030
00:59:01,939 --> 00:59:05,741
It hurts. I'm trying
to look nice for you.

1031
00:59:05,743 --> 00:59:07,743
I mean, you are my boyfriend.

1032
00:59:07,745 --> 00:59:09,811
If this relationship
doesn't start

1033
00:59:09,813 --> 00:59:11,046
to come to my end of it,

1034
00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:14,950
then I'm afraid this
will not work out.

1035
00:59:35,339 --> 00:59:38,907
Are you ok?

1036
00:59:38,909 --> 00:59:42,177
Well, what do you think?

1037
00:59:42,179 --> 00:59:45,614
Well, if you're pregnant,
I'll marry you.

1038
00:59:45,616 --> 00:59:48,917
Sam, I can't marry you.

1039
00:59:48,919 --> 00:59:51,787
Why not?

1040
00:59:53,857 --> 00:59:59,928
I'm 14 years old.

1041
01:00:04,969 --> 01:00:09,171
Lydia: It's not gonna
be that bad, honey.

1042
01:00:09,173 --> 01:00:11,373
Oh, shh, wait, shh.

1043
01:00:11,375 --> 01:00:13,308
Shh. One second.

1044
01:00:29,159 --> 01:00:31,093
Whoa.

1045
01:00:31,095 --> 01:00:33,895
We can rent an apartment.
I'll get a job.

1046
01:00:33,897 --> 01:00:36,331
Oh, Sam. Don't be a squirrel.

1047
01:00:36,333 --> 01:00:38,900
Are you comin' or not?

1048
01:00:40,738 --> 01:00:41,336
Yeah.

1049
01:00:41,338 --> 01:00:44,339
Good, you navigate.

1050
01:00:44,341 --> 01:00:46,208
You know, nobody asked me

1051
01:00:46,210 --> 01:00:47,776
what I wanted to do
about the baby.

1052
01:00:47,778 --> 01:00:50,712
No, no one's going to, either.

1053
01:01:02,259 --> 01:01:05,227
Lydia: Delores says
this is a nasty town,

1054
01:01:05,229 --> 01:01:09,064
and she doesn't mean
"nasty" in a nice way.

1055
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:20,308
I've gotta be home before mom
gets back from Idaho falls.

1056
01:01:20,310 --> 01:01:23,378
Lydia: Well, let's do it, then.

1057
01:01:31,722 --> 01:01:34,156
Are you all right?

1058
01:01:40,864 --> 01:01:44,166
They're ready for you.

1059
01:01:44,168 --> 01:01:46,301
This is the shits.

1060
01:01:46,303 --> 01:01:49,271
You're gonna be ok.

1061
01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:53,709
I know.

1062
01:01:55,446 --> 01:01:59,281
Nurse: Right this way,
sweetheart.

1063
01:02:13,497 --> 01:02:14,930
Here you are, dear.

1064
01:02:14,932 --> 01:02:17,265
Girl: Thank you.

1065
01:02:19,403 --> 01:02:22,070
I don't know why we're here.

1066
01:02:25,209 --> 01:02:28,810
Sam, stop fidgeting.

1067
01:02:29,813 --> 01:02:31,980
I'm gonna go wait
in the waiting room.

1068
01:02:31,982 --> 01:02:33,949
Fine.

1069
01:02:44,261 --> 01:02:45,393
Sam.

1070
01:02:49,266 --> 01:02:50,465
Maurey.

1071
01:02:50,467 --> 01:02:52,534
Oh, let's go.

1072
01:02:52,536 --> 01:02:54,369
Woman: Maurey.

1073
01:02:54,371 --> 01:02:57,072
Maurey.

1074
01:03:02,346 --> 01:03:05,547
Lydia: Laurabel Pierce
and coach stebbins?

1075
01:03:05,549 --> 01:03:09,918
It puts new meaning
into welcome wagon.

1076
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:12,854
Daddy.

1077
01:03:12,856 --> 01:03:17,092
Oh, I'm sorry. Daddy.

1078
01:03:22,232 --> 01:03:24,166
How could maurey and her mom

1079
01:03:24,168 --> 01:03:26,568
have an abortion
at the same time?

1080
01:03:27,537 --> 01:03:28,503
There's only one
clinic doin' 'em

1081
01:03:28,505 --> 01:03:29,404
for hundreds of Miles,

1082
01:03:29,406 --> 01:03:32,240
and then only on Saturdays.

1083
01:03:32,509 --> 01:03:37,245
I bet there never was that
bridge club in Idaho falls.

1084
01:03:37,247 --> 01:03:39,347
While daddy's up at the ranch

1085
01:03:39,349 --> 01:03:40,982
taking care of the horses,

1086
01:03:40,984 --> 01:03:42,851
mom's naked
with Howard stebbins

1087
01:03:42,853 --> 01:03:46,021
sticking his greasy
thing in her.

1088
01:03:52,196 --> 01:03:54,596
I hate mothers.

1089
01:04:00,938 --> 01:04:03,004
It's all right.

1090
01:04:10,914 --> 01:04:13,448
Lydia: Are you sure you don't
wanna come home with us?

1091
01:04:13,450 --> 01:04:15,450
Maurey: I have to fix
petey's supper.

1092
01:04:15,452 --> 01:04:18,353
Mom might not make it
home till late.

1093
01:04:24,461 --> 01:04:28,163
Sam, she's barefoot.

1094
01:04:28,165 --> 01:04:30,165
Oh.

1095
01:04:49,987 --> 01:04:51,486
I'll see you tomorrow.

1096
01:04:51,488 --> 01:04:53,555
So, are we gonna keep the baby?

1097
01:04:53,557 --> 01:04:57,125
I can't think
about that now, Sam.

1098
01:04:57,127 --> 01:04:59,394
Ok.

1099
01:05:00,330 --> 01:05:08,270
¶ These foolish tears
I'm cryin' over you ¶

1100
01:05:08,272 --> 01:05:11,239
¶ this foolish heart ¶

1101
01:05:11,241 --> 01:05:12,207
what's the matter with you?

1102
01:05:12,209 --> 01:05:15,010
¶ What else to do ¶

1103
01:05:15,012 --> 01:05:18,680
I deserve some fun tonight.

1104
01:05:18,682 --> 01:05:22,384
Raisin' kids is a lot
of responsibility.

1105
01:05:22,386 --> 01:05:23,919
How would you know?

1106
01:05:23,921 --> 01:05:26,988
¶ The world's still callin' ¶

1107
01:05:26,990 --> 01:05:28,390
well, what does that infer?

1108
01:05:28,392 --> 01:05:31,059
¶ Be true ¶

1109
01:05:31,595 --> 01:05:35,330
I didn't know she
would get pregnant.

1110
01:05:37,234 --> 01:05:38,266
You know, I've just
about had it

1111
01:05:38,268 --> 01:05:40,702
with your judgmental attitude.

1112
01:05:42,973 --> 01:05:44,973
Those kids were 14,

1113
01:05:44,975 --> 01:05:48,510
and you taught them sex games.

1114
01:05:48,512 --> 01:05:51,313
Your father is right.

1115
01:05:51,315 --> 01:05:55,317
Sam couldn't be worse off
in a military school.

1116
01:06:01,959 --> 01:06:05,660
¶ All those hours
that I spent here ¶

1117
01:06:05,662 --> 01:06:07,028
you finished with that?

1118
01:06:07,030 --> 01:06:10,332
¶ Makin' nice ¶

1119
01:06:14,104 --> 01:06:15,704
Come on, Dougie, dance with me.

1120
01:06:15,706 --> 01:06:17,238
Hey. Come on.

1121
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:24,713
¶ But I've lied to myself
that you'd still wait ¶

1122
01:06:24,715 --> 01:06:27,215
¶ you should have changed ¶

1123
01:06:35,058 --> 01:06:37,726
Lydia: Come on, Dougie.

1124
01:06:41,098 --> 01:06:42,430
Yeah.

1125
01:06:56,513 --> 01:06:58,380
Who do you have
to fuck in this joint

1126
01:06:58,382 --> 01:07:01,182
to get a cup of coffee?

1127
01:07:01,518 --> 01:07:04,019
I heard Hank's truck
last night.

1128
01:07:04,021 --> 01:07:06,554
He knows what you were doing.

1129
01:07:06,556 --> 01:07:09,290
So shoot me.

1130
01:07:11,194 --> 01:07:12,260
Hey.

1131
01:07:12,262 --> 01:07:15,497
Lydia.

1132
01:07:16,199 --> 01:07:20,135
Well, you gonna have the baby?

1133
01:07:20,137 --> 01:07:23,571
I guess so.

1134
01:07:23,573 --> 01:07:26,207
Really?

1135
01:07:26,209 --> 01:07:28,860
Why are you so happy?

1136
01:07:28,861 --> 01:07:31,512
I don't know. I guess I'm
just ready to be a father.

1137
01:07:31,515 --> 01:07:33,214
Mornin', ladies.

1138
01:07:33,216 --> 01:07:34,215
Mmm.

1139
01:07:36,186 --> 01:07:38,353
What's Hank doin'?

1140
01:07:42,526 --> 01:07:44,359
Dot: What's that he's got?

1141
01:07:44,361 --> 01:07:47,128
That's our moose.

1142
01:07:49,366 --> 01:07:51,499
He's drunker than a skunk.

1143
01:07:51,501 --> 01:07:53,301
Hank doesn't drink.

1144
01:07:53,303 --> 01:07:55,804
Maybe he's sick.

1145
01:07:56,740 --> 01:07:58,339
Oh, shoot.

1146
01:08:17,561 --> 01:08:19,828
Hey, butt-face.

1147
01:08:19,830 --> 01:08:21,429
Don't call me butt-face.

1148
01:08:21,431 --> 01:08:25,266
Maurey's pregnant.
You could have hurt her.

1149
01:08:25,268 --> 01:08:27,535
Your mother's a whore.

1150
01:08:28,238 --> 01:08:31,272
Yeah, well, that still doesn't
give you the right to hurt maurey.

1151
01:08:31,274 --> 01:08:34,576
I'm sorry...

1152
01:08:35,278 --> 01:08:39,347
But your mother's
still a whore.

1153
01:09:00,370 --> 01:09:02,403
You ok?

1154
01:09:04,274 --> 01:09:07,275
Another pitiful man
put his hopes on you,

1155
01:09:07,277 --> 01:09:08,910
and you took him down.

1156
01:09:08,912 --> 01:09:11,312
Fuck you, Sam.

1157
01:09:11,314 --> 01:09:13,882
Fuck you, too, mom.

1158
01:09:23,193 --> 01:09:26,194
Sam: Your parents have
a really nice ranch.

1159
01:09:26,196 --> 01:09:27,695
Thanks.

1160
01:09:33,336 --> 01:09:34,769
Are you sure you should
be doin' that?

1161
01:09:34,771 --> 01:09:39,908
Dad says I was born on a horse.
Come on.

1162
01:09:41,244 --> 01:09:43,211
You mean, you want me
to get up there?

1163
01:09:43,213 --> 01:09:46,281
Why not, silly?

1164
01:09:53,957 --> 01:09:57,458
Come on.

1165
01:09:58,228 --> 01:10:00,528
Sam: Is your dad
suspicious yet?

1166
01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:01,863
Maurey: If we were older,

1167
01:10:01,865 --> 01:10:03,932
he'd be watching you
like a coyote.

1168
01:10:03,934 --> 01:10:05,266
Right now his worst fear is.

1169
01:10:05,268 --> 01:10:07,835
Lydia might give me
a cigarette.

1170
01:10:08,505 --> 01:10:09,554
What about your mom?

1171
01:10:09,555 --> 01:10:10,604
Does she know you're
still pregnant?

1172
01:10:10,607 --> 01:10:12,307
Mom won't say a word,

1173
01:10:12,309 --> 01:10:15,210
but I can tell she's
going nuts to find out.

1174
01:10:15,212 --> 01:10:16,344
She sneaks in my room

1175
01:10:16,346 --> 01:10:17,745
when she thinks I'm asleep

1176
01:10:17,747 --> 01:10:20,648
and stares at me for hours.

1177
01:10:20,650 --> 01:10:23,618
It's spooky.

1178
01:10:27,824 --> 01:10:29,691
Maurey: Isn't being
friends much better

1179
01:10:29,693 --> 01:10:31,492
than being girlfriend
and boyfriend?

1180
01:10:31,494 --> 01:10:32,627
If you were my boyfriend

1181
01:10:32,629 --> 01:10:34,229
I'd never show you this spot

1182
01:10:34,231 --> 01:10:35,563
because we might break up

1183
01:10:35,565 --> 01:10:37,832
and then where would I be?

1184
01:10:37,834 --> 01:10:39,801
Well, where would you be?

1185
01:10:39,803 --> 01:10:43,805
Someone I don't like
would know my secret.

1186
01:10:44,241 --> 01:10:47,609
But I still want
to have sex with you.

1187
01:10:48,411 --> 01:10:50,278
We can't have sex now.

1188
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:52,280
You're my friend.

1189
01:10:52,282 --> 01:10:53,481
I can't risk losing you

1190
01:10:53,483 --> 01:10:55,883
for something as silly as sex.

1191
01:10:55,885 --> 01:10:58,386
I'm confused.

1192
01:11:03,326 --> 01:11:07,895
You bike back into town
without me.

1193
01:11:07,897 --> 01:11:09,998
I think I'll talk to dad.

1194
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:12,467
Are you sure?

1195
01:11:14,004 --> 01:11:15,770
It's time.

1196
01:11:17,307 --> 01:11:19,457
Is there any chance you might

1197
01:11:19,458 --> 01:11:21,608
skip the part about
who the father is?

1198
01:11:22,279 --> 01:11:24,379
I'll try, but you and Lydia

1199
01:11:24,381 --> 01:11:26,581
better lock your doors tonight.

1200
01:11:33,390 --> 01:11:34,689
Hi.

1201
01:11:45,568 --> 01:11:47,769
Lydia: Thanks, sugar.

1202
01:11:48,405 --> 01:11:52,307
Maurey told her dad about
the baby this afternoon.

1203
01:11:52,309 --> 01:11:53,941
What do you think he'll do?

1204
01:11:53,943 --> 01:11:55,943
Buddy Pierce will
brand your butt.

1205
01:11:55,945 --> 01:12:01,749
Are you speaking literally
or metaphorically?

1206
01:12:12,495 --> 01:12:14,829
Well, I'm God's gift to horses.

1207
01:12:14,831 --> 01:12:17,432
Well, yes, sir,
but I accidentally

1208
01:12:17,434 --> 01:12:18,800
squirted into your daughter

1209
01:12:18,802 --> 01:12:22,437
and, well, now she's
with child.

1210
01:12:23,006 --> 01:12:24,972
No!

1211
01:12:54,137 --> 01:12:57,071
Can I live here
till the baby comes?

1212
01:12:57,073 --> 01:12:59,807
Of course.

1213
01:12:59,809 --> 01:13:01,876
So, how'd it go with your dad?

1214
01:13:01,878 --> 01:13:03,628
He said I'm a slut

1215
01:13:03,629 --> 01:13:05,379
and he's ashamed to have
me as a daughter.

1216
01:13:06,566 --> 01:13:07,749
Well, you probably
just surprised him.

1217
01:13:07,751 --> 01:13:09,984
Just give him a few days.
He'll come around.

1218
01:13:09,986 --> 01:13:12,387
No, he won't.

1219
01:13:12,389 --> 01:13:15,523
Daddy has morals and I don't.

1220
01:13:16,893 --> 01:13:18,693
I'm gonna go sleep
on the couch.

1221
01:13:18,695 --> 01:13:20,795
No!

1222
01:13:20,797 --> 01:13:23,664
That's too far away.

1223
01:13:23,666 --> 01:13:27,769
Sleep here on the floor
in case I need you.

1224
01:13:44,587 --> 01:13:46,921
Now, all your life I've
tried to set an example

1225
01:13:46,923 --> 01:13:50,691
of how to deal with
public disapproval.

1226
01:13:50,693 --> 01:13:54,095
It's time to show me what
you've learned, honey bunny.

1227
01:14:31,100 --> 01:14:34,035
I feel like Lee Harvey oswald.

1228
01:14:34,037 --> 01:14:36,103
It's like we have
the ultimate cooties.

1229
01:14:36,105 --> 01:14:40,107
Yeah, I'll see you at
lunch there, Sammy-boy.

1230
01:15:08,104 --> 01:15:10,571
I'm sorry I got maurey pregnant

1231
01:15:10,573 --> 01:15:13,274
while I was going
steady with you.

1232
01:15:50,847 --> 01:15:53,548
Sam?

1233
01:15:54,784 --> 01:15:56,083
Did she tell on me?

1234
01:15:56,085 --> 01:15:57,218
Tell on you?

1235
01:15:57,220 --> 01:16:00,621
Does her father know
about... You know?

1236
01:16:00,623 --> 01:16:04,225
That you and her mom
shared an abortion?

1237
01:16:07,230 --> 01:16:08,296
No.

1238
01:16:08,298 --> 01:16:09,997
I think she loves
her dad too much

1239
01:16:09,999 --> 01:16:11,732
to tell him that
you screwed her mom.

1240
01:16:11,734 --> 01:16:14,135
I haven't talked to laurabel

1241
01:16:14,137 --> 01:16:16,270
since the day at the clinic.

1242
01:16:16,272 --> 01:16:18,673
You can tell maurey that.

1243
01:16:18,675 --> 01:16:21,242
So you got her an abortion,
then dumped her?

1244
01:16:21,244 --> 01:16:25,246
Well, wasn't that what
I was supposed to do?

1245
01:16:31,621 --> 01:16:33,788
How'd everybody find out?

1246
01:16:33,790 --> 01:16:34,922
Now that I've told dad

1247
01:16:34,924 --> 01:16:36,991
it doesn't matter
who else knows.

1248
01:16:36,993 --> 01:16:38,626
So, who'd you tell?

1249
01:16:38,628 --> 01:16:40,895
Him.

1250
01:16:43,366 --> 01:16:46,267
Sammy-boy, how's it shaking?

1251
01:16:47,270 --> 01:16:49,087
About the same.

1252
01:16:49,088 --> 01:16:50,905
Good. We still on
for Friday night?

1253
01:16:50,907 --> 01:16:54,909
<i>Town without pity's</i>
playing at the movies.

1254
01:16:54,911 --> 01:16:56,544
Hey, you ought
to bring chuckette

1255
01:16:56,545 --> 01:16:58,178
and maybe Saturday night
we'll go parking.

1256
01:16:58,181 --> 01:17:01,349
Well, I don't know. I'll
have to ask chuckette.

1257
01:17:01,351 --> 01:17:04,118
He'll have to ask chuckette.

1258
01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:05,186
This boy gets any funnier,

1259
01:17:05,188 --> 01:17:07,788
they're gonna put him on TV.

1260
01:17:12,195 --> 01:17:14,862
Hey, how come dothan didn't
beat me up at lunch today?

1261
01:17:14,864 --> 01:17:17,999
He's an understanding
kind of guy.

1262
01:17:18,001 --> 01:17:19,233
And I said I'd break up
with him

1263
01:17:19,235 --> 01:17:22,069
if he was mean to you.

1264
01:17:23,373 --> 01:17:26,841
Sam: Spring in Wyoming
lasts all of 2 weeks

1265
01:17:26,843 --> 01:17:31,178
and is marked by mud
and rampant pregnancy.

1266
01:17:31,180 --> 01:17:33,147
With all of nature knocked up,

1267
01:17:33,149 --> 01:17:35,282
maurey and I felt
right at home.

1268
01:17:35,284 --> 01:17:38,152
We discovered the best thing
about being ostracized

1269
01:17:38,154 --> 01:17:43,190
by an entire town is that
people leave you alone.

1270
01:17:44,260 --> 01:17:47,294
With Hank gone, Lydia was
crankier than usual,

1271
01:17:47,296 --> 01:17:53,834
and the rising heat didn't help
maurey's mood much, either.

1272
01:17:56,239 --> 01:17:58,739
She said being pregnant
was wretched,

1273
01:17:58,741 --> 01:18:00,307
but to tell you the truth,

1274
01:18:00,309 --> 01:18:02,243
it didn't bother me that much.

1275
01:18:02,245 --> 01:18:05,279
I'm going for a bike ride.
You wanna come?

1276
01:18:05,281 --> 01:18:07,715
Sure.

1277
01:18:22,432 --> 01:18:25,466
Do you brush
your teeth every day?

1278
01:18:25,468 --> 01:18:27,234
Yes, mom.

1279
01:18:27,236 --> 01:18:31,205
And use a fresh towel
after every shower.

1280
01:18:31,207 --> 01:18:34,241
I will.

1281
01:18:36,112 --> 01:18:37,411
Bye.

1282
01:18:46,789 --> 01:18:50,357
Sam: I can't believe
we have to bring dothan.

1283
01:18:51,494 --> 01:18:53,160
He's my boyfriend, Sam.

1284
01:18:53,162 --> 01:18:56,097
You better be nice to him.

1285
01:18:58,835 --> 01:19:00,201
What happened to your arm?

1286
01:19:00,203 --> 01:19:01,435
My daddy broke it.

1287
01:19:01,437 --> 01:19:05,406
Why, for God's sakes,
would he do that?

1288
01:19:05,408 --> 01:19:07,174
'Cause I was mouthin' off.

1289
01:19:07,176 --> 01:19:09,009
So he broke your arm?

1290
01:19:09,011 --> 01:19:12,513
I deserved it.
Can we just drop it?

1291
01:19:12,515 --> 01:19:15,850
Dropped.

1292
01:19:20,256 --> 01:19:21,806
Howdy, folks.

1293
01:19:21,807 --> 01:19:23,357
You're gonna be glad
you came out today.

1294
01:19:23,359 --> 01:19:26,060
We got a real good rodeo
fair here at grovont.

1295
01:19:26,062 --> 01:19:29,296
Rained a little earlier,
sun's out nice now.

1296
01:19:29,298 --> 01:19:33,300
Mud and blood is what
rodeo's all about.

1297
01:19:38,808 --> 01:19:41,308
Announcer: Folks, let's have a
big hand for Joe brannigan.

1298
01:19:41,310 --> 01:19:44,178
A big hand is all
he's gonna win today.

1299
01:19:44,180 --> 01:19:46,447
Whoo! Whoo!

1300
01:19:52,221 --> 01:19:54,505
The timed mastery of a horse

1301
01:19:54,506 --> 01:19:56,790
is nothing more than
competitive sex.

1302
01:19:56,926 --> 01:19:59,193
Proof that man can subjugate
anything wild and beautiful

1303
01:19:59,195 --> 01:20:01,295
once he gets it
between his legs.

1304
01:20:01,297 --> 01:20:03,397
What gets me is they
want a belt buckle

1305
01:20:03,399 --> 01:20:05,232
for lasting 8 seconds.

1306
01:20:05,234 --> 01:20:07,234
Our next contestant in the
bulldogging competition

1307
01:20:07,236 --> 01:20:11,172
is Hank elkrunner
from right here in grovont.

1308
01:20:21,984 --> 01:20:23,317
Announcer: That 5.4-second ride

1309
01:20:23,319 --> 01:20:25,953
puts Hank elkrunner
square in the lead.

1310
01:20:25,955 --> 01:20:28,189
I fail to see how hurling a
dumb animal to the earth

1311
01:20:28,191 --> 01:20:30,958
makes a man the object
of mass approval.

1312
01:20:30,960 --> 01:20:33,060
Announcer:
Thank you kindly, Hank.

1313
01:20:33,062 --> 01:20:35,196
Looks like a stud to me.

1314
01:20:35,198 --> 01:20:37,298
Hank: Thanks, folks.

1315
01:20:54,217 --> 01:20:55,482
Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen,

1316
01:20:55,484 --> 01:20:57,318
if you'll just stay calm,

1317
01:20:57,320 --> 01:20:58,419
let our cowboys get in there.

1318
01:20:58,421 --> 01:21:00,054
We have professionals
on the scene.

1319
01:21:00,056 --> 01:21:01,889
Buddy: Give me some help here.

1320
01:21:01,891 --> 01:21:03,190
Get somebody
in here. He's hurt.

1321
01:21:03,192 --> 01:21:05,960
I might ought to see about mom.

1322
01:21:05,962 --> 01:21:07,561
I'll go with you.

1323
01:21:07,563 --> 01:21:10,364
Announcer: It's unfortunate
that these things happen...

1324
01:21:10,366 --> 01:21:12,199
Come on! Move it! Excuse me.

1325
01:21:12,201 --> 01:21:14,535
Announcer: ...Medical teams
on staff out right here

1326
01:21:14,537 --> 01:21:16,036
and they will take care of him.

1327
01:21:16,038 --> 01:21:18,038
Watch him. Easy, easy.

1328
01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:20,241
I'll be back in a bit.

1329
01:21:20,243 --> 01:21:23,377
Announcer: Thank you,
fellas. He's gonna be fine.

1330
01:21:28,384 --> 01:21:30,251
Mama...

1331
01:21:30,252 --> 01:21:32,119
have to clean the floor
before buddy comes home

1332
01:21:32,121 --> 01:21:33,738
'cause buddy will be angry.

1333
01:21:33,739 --> 01:21:35,356
Mom, it's ok. Leave
the floor to later.

1334
01:21:35,358 --> 01:21:40,160
No, I can't leave any
tracks in the linoleum.

1335
01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:48,168
She's nuts. Ought
to be locked up.

1336
01:21:48,170 --> 01:21:50,337
This is your fault.

1337
01:21:50,339 --> 01:21:52,273
No more than you.

1338
01:21:52,275 --> 01:21:54,608
You! My baby!

1339
01:21:54,610 --> 01:21:56,176
You killed my baby!

1340
01:21:56,178 --> 01:21:58,012
What's she talking about?

1341
01:21:58,014 --> 01:22:00,180
Baby! Killed my baby!

1342
01:22:00,182 --> 01:22:01,916
Mom, no, it's ok.

1343
01:22:01,918 --> 01:22:04,184
No! No! Mama...

1344
01:22:04,186 --> 01:22:05,219
mom!

1345
01:22:05,221 --> 01:22:07,688
Maurey: Mama, what
are you doing?

1346
01:22:07,690 --> 01:22:09,101
Get this off of me!

1347
01:22:09,102 --> 01:22:10,513
Announcer: Attention,
cowboys in the arena...

1348
01:22:10,514 --> 01:22:11,925
Woman: She's having
a nervous breakdown.

1349
01:22:11,928 --> 01:22:14,595
Maurey: Please,
we need to help her.

1350
01:22:15,231 --> 01:22:16,897
Woman: She's gonna
get hurt out there.

1351
01:22:16,898 --> 01:22:18,564
Announcer: Can we get some
help in for the lady, please?

1352
01:22:18,567 --> 01:22:21,201
Ladies and gentlemen,
everything'll be just fine.

1353
01:22:21,203 --> 01:22:25,439
Just stay in the stands and let
the cowboy take care of it.

1354
01:22:26,208 --> 01:22:28,943
Thank you, Hank. Appreciate it.

1355
01:22:28,945 --> 01:22:30,177
No! Easy, ma'am.

1356
01:22:30,179 --> 01:22:31,078
No, get away from me!

1357
01:22:31,080 --> 01:22:33,047
Get away from me.

1358
01:22:33,049 --> 01:22:35,449
It's all right.

1359
01:22:37,453 --> 01:22:39,253
Mama?

1360
01:22:41,057 --> 01:22:42,723
It's gonna be all right.

1361
01:22:50,066 --> 01:22:52,032
Buddy would still be
at the hospital.

1362
01:22:52,034 --> 01:22:56,437
We'll follow you out there
in case you need us.

1363
01:22:57,306 --> 01:23:01,308
Pride means nothing
if you lose a good man.

1364
01:23:01,310 --> 01:23:04,645
Yeah.

1365
01:23:27,269 --> 01:23:29,403
Will someone please
explain to me

1366
01:23:29,405 --> 01:23:31,271
what all this pride
nonsense is about?

1367
01:23:31,273 --> 01:23:35,309
Life's too short for
me to waste any of it.

1368
01:23:36,779 --> 01:23:40,280
I'll see you around.

1369
01:23:47,089 --> 01:23:48,389
Heh.

1370
01:23:52,028 --> 01:23:53,360
Lydia: Hey!

1371
01:23:53,362 --> 01:23:54,712
You can't get away from me,

1372
01:23:54,713 --> 01:23:56,063
you red-skinned son of a bitch.

1373
01:23:56,065 --> 01:23:58,232
Hey, I'm talking to you!

1374
01:23:58,234 --> 01:23:59,166
Hey!

1375
01:23:59,168 --> 01:24:00,768
You think she'll get him?

1376
01:24:00,770 --> 01:24:03,337
Hank don't stand a chance.

1377
01:24:03,339 --> 01:24:05,172
I'm your squaw, damn it!

1378
01:24:05,174 --> 01:24:09,476
Hank, you listen to me! Hank!

1379
01:24:18,788 --> 01:24:22,289
Lydia: Come here, baby.

1380
01:24:38,374 --> 01:24:44,378
What... what... ok! Geronimo, baby!

1381
01:25:19,882 --> 01:25:22,116
Weird.

1382
01:25:30,292 --> 01:25:33,694
You know why women
fake orgasms?

1383
01:25:33,696 --> 01:25:37,798
I don't give a hoot
why women fake orgasms.

1384
01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:40,567
I'm not comfortable.

1385
01:25:40,569 --> 01:25:41,735
Women fake orgasms...

1386
01:25:41,737 --> 01:25:43,904
listen to the birthday girl.

1387
01:25:43,906 --> 01:25:45,572
Women fake orgasms

1388
01:25:45,574 --> 01:25:48,242
because men fake foreplay.

1389
01:25:48,244 --> 01:25:50,177
Ha ha ha ha!

1390
01:25:50,312 --> 01:25:53,280
You know, sometimes
when I have a real orgasm,

1391
01:25:53,282 --> 01:25:55,349
I tell the man that I faked it

1392
01:25:55,351 --> 01:25:57,384
just so he doesn't get cocky.

1393
01:25:57,386 --> 01:25:59,553
I hate cocky men!

1394
01:25:59,555 --> 01:26:02,656
My baby's going to be
raised on marshmallows.

1395
01:26:02,658 --> 01:26:04,591
Lydia: Well, I raised
Sammy on dr pepper.

1396
01:26:04,593 --> 01:26:06,326
Look how he turned out.

1397
01:26:06,328 --> 01:26:07,861
I turned out ok.

1398
01:26:07,863 --> 01:26:09,730
Says who?

1399
01:26:09,732 --> 01:26:13,167
Aah! Whoo!

1400
01:26:13,169 --> 01:26:17,304
Aah! Aah! Get him, Hank!

1401
01:26:18,274 --> 01:26:19,940
Delores: Get him, Hank!

1402
01:26:19,942 --> 01:26:22,442
Get his feet, Hank.
Get his feet.

1403
01:26:22,444 --> 01:26:23,677
Lydia: Delores...

1404
01:26:23,679 --> 01:26:25,612
Sit on his feet.

1405
01:26:25,614 --> 01:26:29,316
Hank, get the marshmallows.
You're dead!

1406
01:26:33,656 --> 01:26:35,689
Put the marshmallows in his ear!

1407
01:26:35,691 --> 01:26:37,391
Delores: Say Uncle. Say Uncle!

1408
01:26:37,393 --> 01:26:38,392
No!

1409
01:26:38,394 --> 01:26:40,961
Hi-ho, silver, away!

1410
01:26:40,963 --> 01:26:42,529
Delores.

1411
01:26:44,700 --> 01:26:46,767
Delores: Uh-oh.

1412
01:26:48,437 --> 01:26:50,270
Get up, Sam.

1413
01:26:51,373 --> 01:26:53,774
I said get up on your feet.

1414
01:26:54,310 --> 01:26:57,444
Samuel, get on your feet.

1415
01:26:58,380 --> 01:27:00,514
This is your Sunday uniform

1416
01:27:00,516 --> 01:27:02,249
at the custer military academy.

1417
01:27:02,251 --> 01:27:08,355
As soon as you clear that mucky
gunk out of your ear,

1418
01:27:08,357 --> 01:27:10,290
you'll go in the house
and put it on.

1419
01:27:10,292 --> 01:27:12,359
Daddy. Be silent, girl.

1420
01:27:12,361 --> 01:27:14,328
We are going home now.

1421
01:27:14,330 --> 01:27:16,563
We will place Samuel at custer,

1422
01:27:16,565 --> 01:27:19,600
and then you and I
will proceed onto greensboro.

1423
01:27:19,602 --> 01:27:22,302
Wait a second.
We can't go home.

1424
01:27:22,304 --> 01:27:23,737
We're having a baby.

1425
01:27:23,739 --> 01:27:26,807
Well, I'm sure that little girl

1426
01:27:26,809 --> 01:27:28,408
has a mother of her own.

1427
01:27:28,410 --> 01:27:30,510
My mother's in the nuthouse.

1428
01:27:30,512 --> 01:27:32,312
Be that as it may,

1429
01:27:32,314 --> 01:27:34,648
you made your bed,
now you must lie in it.

1430
01:27:34,650 --> 01:27:37,985
I will not stand by
and see my grandson

1431
01:27:37,987 --> 01:27:39,419
snared by a spider.

1432
01:27:39,421 --> 01:27:41,288
Maurey is not a spider.

1433
01:27:41,290 --> 01:27:42,589
I told you to be silent.

1434
01:27:42,591 --> 01:27:44,024
Well, I won't. You just can't

1435
01:27:44,026 --> 01:27:45,259
come in here
and ruin everything.

1436
01:27:45,261 --> 01:27:46,460
This is our home now.

1437
01:27:46,462 --> 01:27:48,395
These people are our family.

1438
01:27:48,397 --> 01:27:50,964
Family. Ha ha!

1439
01:27:50,966 --> 01:27:52,633
A floozy, a kiowa,

1440
01:27:52,635 --> 01:27:55,402
and a very pregnant
little girl.

1441
01:27:55,404 --> 01:27:57,604
Tell me, which member
of your new family

1442
01:27:57,606 --> 01:28:00,307
is going to pay
next month's rent?

1443
01:28:00,309 --> 01:28:02,342
Blackfeet.

1444
01:28:04,680 --> 01:28:08,448
Just exactly what is
that supposed to mean?

1445
01:28:08,450 --> 01:28:11,652
Hank: I'm blackfeet, not kiowa.

1446
01:28:11,654 --> 01:28:15,055
I understand you live
in a one-room trailer.

1447
01:28:15,057 --> 01:28:17,891
Do you think she's
gonna like living there

1448
01:28:17,893 --> 01:28:19,559
and carrying your papooses?

1449
01:28:19,561 --> 01:28:22,496
Daddy, you are such an asshole.

1450
01:28:22,498 --> 01:28:23,730
Well, that could be.

1451
01:28:23,732 --> 01:28:24,898
When you get to the point

1452
01:28:24,900 --> 01:28:26,800
where you can pay
your way in life,

1453
01:28:26,802 --> 01:28:28,435
you can live anywhere you want

1454
01:28:28,437 --> 01:28:31,338
and in any disgusting
manner you want.

1455
01:28:31,340 --> 01:28:33,740
But as long as I'm
paying the bills,

1456
01:28:33,742 --> 01:28:35,609
you will do as I dictate.

1457
01:28:35,611 --> 01:28:37,611
Is that understood?

1458
01:28:37,613 --> 01:28:40,447
Go inside and put
your uniform on.

1459
01:28:40,449 --> 01:28:44,885
Son, you don't have a
lot to say about it.

1460
01:29:05,541 --> 01:29:07,407
Sam: I decided life was a gyp.

1461
01:29:07,409 --> 01:29:11,078
Why couldn't people
just do what I wanted?

1462
01:29:13,015 --> 01:29:14,981
Maurey wasn't in love with me.

1463
01:29:14,983 --> 01:29:16,416
Not in the right way.

1464
01:29:16,418 --> 01:29:19,986
If we were in love
like Romeo and Juliet,

1465
01:29:19,988 --> 01:29:21,455
we could fight caspar.

1466
01:29:21,457 --> 01:29:22,723
We could flee
into the mountains

1467
01:29:22,725 --> 01:29:25,859
or chain ourselves to a rock.

1468
01:29:25,861 --> 01:29:27,361
Romeo and Juliet were 14,

1469
01:29:27,363 --> 01:29:30,364
and no one treated them
like children.

1470
01:29:30,366 --> 01:29:33,934
But, of course,
they died at the end.

1471
01:29:36,939 --> 01:29:40,507
Hey. How'd you
get here from town?

1472
01:29:40,509 --> 01:29:42,008
Hank brought me.

1473
01:29:42,010 --> 01:29:43,910
He's at the ranch
talking to dad.

1474
01:29:43,912 --> 01:29:47,581
Your grandfather
isn't happy with you.

1475
01:29:47,583 --> 01:29:51,151
I'll never put on
that uniform. Never!

1476
01:29:51,153 --> 01:29:53,620
Yes, you will.

1477
01:29:53,621 --> 01:29:56,088
You and Lydia are both
hopeless, and we all know it.

1478
01:29:56,091 --> 01:30:00,127
I won't leave you and the baby.

1479
01:30:00,129 --> 01:30:02,413
I'll hide in the mountains

1480
01:30:02,414 --> 01:30:04,698
and live on bushes
and frogs if I have to.

1481
01:30:04,700 --> 01:30:06,533
We made a mistake.

1482
01:30:06,535 --> 01:30:10,137
This baby's coming whether
anybody's ready or not.

1483
01:30:12,941 --> 01:30:17,077
Don't be sad, Sam.

1484
01:30:17,079 --> 01:30:20,113
No matter how bad
everything is,

1485
01:30:20,115 --> 01:30:22,149
you and I will have a baby.

1486
01:30:22,151 --> 01:30:27,554
You'll be 18 in 4 years.
Then you can come back.

1487
01:30:30,959 --> 01:30:33,126
Come on.

1488
01:30:33,128 --> 01:30:35,929
Come on. Will you...

1489
01:30:37,182 --> 01:30:38,432
Sam: I'm gonna get you.
Maurey: No, no!

1490
01:30:38,434 --> 01:30:40,967
You're going in the water.

1491
01:30:42,137 --> 01:30:44,471
Sam? Are you ok?

1492
01:30:44,473 --> 01:30:47,507
I just felt the baby.

1493
01:30:51,213 --> 01:30:53,814
Dr. Jenkins
to labor and delivery.

1494
01:30:53,816 --> 01:30:57,984
Dr. Jenkins to labor
and delivery, please.

1495
01:31:00,856 --> 01:31:03,457
Congratulations, Mr. Pierce.

1496
01:31:03,459 --> 01:31:05,058
You're a grandfather.

1497
01:31:05,060 --> 01:31:05,959
All right.

1498
01:31:05,961 --> 01:31:07,727
Well, what about me?

1499
01:31:13,001 --> 01:31:16,136
You have a daughter.

1500
01:31:35,924 --> 01:31:38,525
Her name is Shannon.

1501
01:31:38,527 --> 01:31:40,994
That's pretty.

1502
01:31:40,996 --> 01:31:44,164
Can I touch her?

1503
01:31:44,166 --> 01:31:46,533
Ok, but be gentle.
Babies aren't footballs.

1504
01:31:46,535 --> 01:31:50,570
Yeah, they don't travel
as far when you kick 'em.

1505
01:31:51,039 --> 01:31:53,039
That's not funny, Sam.

1506
01:32:05,254 --> 01:32:11,157
I hope she grows up to have
my looks and dad's brains.

1507
01:32:11,159 --> 01:32:13,560
Well, what about me?

1508
01:32:13,962 --> 01:32:15,929
She'll have your heart.

1509
01:32:16,298 --> 01:32:20,634
It's hard to see how goo on
a sock can lead to this.

1510
01:32:21,136 --> 01:32:24,204
Pretty cool, huh?

1511
01:32:24,206 --> 01:32:25,539
Yeah.

1512
01:32:42,190 --> 01:32:44,057
I wanna go home.

1513
01:32:44,059 --> 01:32:46,026
After we eat.

1514
01:32:47,863 --> 01:32:49,763
Whoa, I can't go in there.

1515
01:32:49,765 --> 01:32:51,665
My grandfather will kidnap me.

1516
01:32:51,667 --> 01:32:54,234
Your grandfather
will not kidnap you.

1517
01:32:54,236 --> 01:32:58,605
Yeah, he'll take me straight
to custer military academy.

1518
01:32:58,607 --> 01:33:00,807
I won't let him.

1519
01:33:02,277 --> 01:33:04,277
Come on.

1520
01:33:06,648 --> 01:33:09,282
Caspar: Hi, Sam.

1521
01:33:16,692 --> 01:33:19,359
So, what'd she name the baby?

1522
01:33:19,361 --> 01:33:21,194
Shannon.

1523
01:33:21,196 --> 01:33:22,629
Oh, my God.

1524
01:33:22,631 --> 01:33:24,064
That'll never do.

1525
01:33:24,066 --> 01:33:26,232
My baby's name is Shannon.

1526
01:33:26,234 --> 01:33:28,201
Who do I have
to fuck in this joint

1527
01:33:28,203 --> 01:33:29,669
to get a cup of coffee?

1528
01:33:29,671 --> 01:33:33,206
Ah, keep your pants
zipped, Jack.

1529
01:33:33,942 --> 01:33:34,874
Mom?

1530
01:33:34,876 --> 01:33:36,176
Mutual trust and respect, Sam.

1531
01:33:36,178 --> 01:33:38,778
Always remember what our
relationship is based on.

1532
01:33:38,780 --> 01:33:42,015
I may have a granddaughter,
but I'm not 30 yet.

1533
01:33:42,017 --> 01:33:45,118
Well, you can't
work here, Lydia.

1534
01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:46,186
Watch me.

1535
01:33:46,188 --> 01:33:48,321
She won't last a month.

1536
01:33:48,323 --> 01:33:50,357
The first time she
breaks a fingernail,

1537
01:33:50,359 --> 01:33:52,325
she'll be coming home to daddy.

1538
01:33:52,327 --> 01:33:55,261
Fat chance, daddy.

1539
01:33:55,263 --> 01:33:57,831
So does this mean I don't
have to go to custer?

1540
01:33:57,833 --> 01:34:00,200
That's right. As long
as we pay our own way,

1541
01:34:00,202 --> 01:34:02,636
the old goat can't
force us anywhere.

1542
01:34:02,638 --> 01:34:05,772
She'll never make
the rent on tips.

1543
01:34:05,774 --> 01:34:06,907
Well, dot does.

1544
01:34:06,908 --> 01:34:08,041
Hank: And I'm moving in, too.

1545
01:34:08,042 --> 01:34:09,175
Selling my trailer
and coming to town.

1546
01:34:09,177 --> 01:34:11,945
Maurey's family will
help pay on rent.

1547
01:34:11,947 --> 01:34:13,279
Maurey's moving in?

1548
01:34:13,281 --> 01:34:16,650
Well, part-time while
buddy's up at the ranch.

1549
01:34:16,652 --> 01:34:18,918
Now, what can I get you fellas?

1550
01:34:18,920 --> 01:34:23,289
I don't have all day to
chit-chat with the rabble.

1551
01:34:45,814 --> 01:34:50,116
Sam Callahan, I wanna
have your baby.

1552
01:34:50,118 --> 01:34:52,218
We all wanna have your baby.

1553
01:34:52,220 --> 01:34:56,322
We want you to be the dad
of a new generation.

1554
01:34:56,324 --> 01:34:58,692
I'm sorry.

1555
01:34:58,694 --> 01:35:00,360
I would love
to father your child,

1556
01:35:00,362 --> 01:35:03,463
but my heart belongs
to my true love.

1557
01:35:03,465 --> 01:35:05,899
It's just not proper
to have babies

1558
01:35:05,901 --> 01:35:07,267
by more than
one girl at a time.

1559
01:35:07,269 --> 01:35:10,303
You've broken my heart.

1560
01:35:10,305 --> 01:35:13,773
Be strong. Someday
you will understand

1561
01:35:13,775 --> 01:35:18,378
the theory of one man,
one baby.

1562
01:35:27,222 --> 01:35:28,254
I'm going into green river

1563
01:35:28,256 --> 01:35:29,789
after cheerleading practice,

1564
01:35:29,790 --> 01:35:31,323
so you'll have to handle
the 6:00 feeding.

1565
01:35:31,326 --> 01:35:34,427
Well, I'm the father,
not the baby-sitter.

1566
01:35:34,429 --> 01:35:36,730
Same difference.

1567
01:35:36,732 --> 01:35:41,334
Now, be a good baby.

1568
01:35:42,237 --> 01:35:44,204
Lydia'll help you
if you need anything.

1569
01:35:44,206 --> 01:35:47,907
I won't need Lydia.

1570
01:35:50,278 --> 01:35:52,145
Bye. Maurey: Bye, Sam.

1571
01:35:56,818 --> 01:35:58,451
Sam: The future lay before Sam

1572
01:35:58,453 --> 01:36:00,854
like the great American novel

1573
01:36:00,856 --> 01:36:02,255
just waiting to be written.

1574
01:36:02,257 --> 01:36:06,159
Lydia would marry Hank
and join the welcome wagon.

1575
01:36:06,161 --> 01:36:08,628
Maurey would grow to love Sam

1576
01:36:08,629 --> 01:36:11,096
the way mothers are
supposed to love fathers.

1577
01:36:11,099 --> 01:36:13,116
Shannon would grow up

1578
01:36:13,117 --> 01:36:15,134
to be beautiful, talented,
and virginal.

1579
01:36:15,137 --> 01:36:18,471
Sam knew the trail ahead
would be long, steep,

1580
01:36:18,473 --> 01:36:21,241
and littered with horse manure,

1581
01:36:21,243 --> 01:36:23,042
but he was ready now,

1582
01:36:23,044 --> 01:36:24,277
'cause somehow, some way,

1583
01:36:24,279 --> 01:36:28,014
the waitress, the Indian,
the cheerleader,

1584
01:36:28,016 --> 01:36:31,284
and the 15-year-old father
would survive.

1585
01:36:31,286 --> 01:36:35,488
They were the modern
American family.

1586
01:36:41,496 --> 01:36:43,897
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1587
01:36:43,899 --> 01:36:48,935
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1588
01:36:49,304 --> 01:36:50,870
¶ do the manta ray ¶

1589
01:36:50,872 --> 01:36:53,056
¶ do the squid ¶

1590
01:36:53,057 --> 01:36:55,241
¶ ooh, yeah, baby,
like I knew you did ¶

1591
01:36:55,243 --> 01:36:57,343
¶ do the lobster, baby ¶

1592
01:36:57,345 --> 01:36:59,329
¶ do the eel ¶

1593
01:36:59,330 --> 01:37:01,314
¶ oh, yeah, baby,
I like how that feels ¶

1594
01:37:01,316 --> 01:37:04,184
¶ yahoo, swim like that ¶

1595
01:37:04,186 --> 01:37:07,453
¶ yahoo, check her fins out ¶

1596
01:37:07,455 --> 01:37:10,356
¶ yahoo, get on your mark ¶

1597
01:37:10,358 --> 01:37:15,428
¶ yahoo, let's do the shark ¶

1598
01:37:19,868 --> 01:37:22,902
¶ yahoo, do it now ¶

1599
01:37:22,904 --> 01:37:25,972
¶ yahoo, check my fins out ¶

1600
01:37:25,974 --> 01:37:28,908
¶ yahoo, get on your mark ¶

1601
01:37:28,910 --> 01:37:33,313
¶ yahoo, let's do the shark ¶

1602
01:37:38,286 --> 01:37:41,187
¶ yahoo, swim it now ¶

1603
01:37:41,189 --> 01:37:44,224
¶ yahoo, check her fins out ¶

1604
01:37:44,226 --> 01:37:47,227
¶ yahoo, get on your mark ¶

1605
01:37:47,229 --> 01:37:52,298
¶ yahoo, let's do the shark ¶

1606
01:37:52,300 --> 01:37:54,234
¶ ahh ¶

1607
01:37:54,236 --> 01:37:57,537
¶ ooh ¶

1608
01:38:00,075 --> 01:38:03,176
¶ yahoo ¶

1609
01:38:03,178 --> 01:38:06,246
¶ yahoo ¶

1610
01:38:06,248 --> 01:38:09,215
¶ yahoo ¶

1611
01:38:09,217 --> 01:38:13,519
¶ yahoo ¶

1612
01:38:18,560 --> 01:38:19,959
¶ do the manta ray ¶

1613
01:38:19,961 --> 01:38:21,361
¶ do the pike ¶

1614
01:38:21,363 --> 01:38:24,464
¶ now that's what
this should feel like ¶

1615
01:38:24,466 --> 01:38:27,433
¶ yahoo ¶

1616
01:38:27,435 --> 01:38:30,470
¶ yahoo ¶

1617
01:38:30,472 --> 01:38:34,040
¶ yahoo ¶

1618
01:38:34,042 --> 01:38:36,009
¶ ahh ¶

1619
01:38:36,011 --> 01:38:38,611
¶ ooh ¶

1620
01:38:46,321 --> 01:38:47,453
¶ do the swordfish ¶

1621
01:38:47,455 --> 01:38:49,088
¶ my heart don't miss ¶

1622
01:38:49,090 --> 01:38:50,456
¶ swimming in the sea ¶

1623
01:38:50,458 --> 01:38:52,225
¶ just you and me ¶

1624
01:38:52,227 --> 01:38:53,626
¶ yahoo ¶

1625
01:38:53,628 --> 01:38:55,261
¶ yahoo ¶

1626
01:38:55,263 --> 01:38:57,163
¶ yahoo ¶

1627
01:38:57,165 --> 01:38:59,232
¶ yahoo ¶